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Topic: Kook

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 9 years ago #63,609

Ease tell as a story from your past. Make sure it's either dark or funny. Thanks.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later[^] [v] #794,686

@OP
I think it is. Thanks.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #794,688

Damn auto correct

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,716

Give me some time to think on it

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,796

Okay so once I was an inadvertent party to a group sex session. It involved one mostly gay guy, one bi guy, one mostly gay girl, and one bi girl. The youngest was 19.
Everyone was drinking strong 120 proof alcohol though I didnt drink at all.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 triple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,797

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
After about an hour or so, everyone was sloppy drunk and getting kind of handsy. I was felt up a few times and I batted the hands away good naturedly but I wouldnt participate because everyone was so drunk and gay men were involved.
The males were making out with each other as were the females. Eventually the two genders started mixing which was interesting to me. People always say that you can drink yourself gay, but you can also drink yourself straight.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,798

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
The youngest female of the group had instigated the beginning of the encounter and also kept directing the group towards me which I rebuffed. I felt like a babysitter.
I literally pulled out a gameboy and started playing Pokemon during the sex. I would occasionally look up and see the young female acting like a pornstar. Once she spread her legs so wide that they had to be supported and I held one for her. The participants would switch up periodically and take breaks to pee and drink more vodka. The room smelled disgusting.
At one point the youngest female try to come onto me while teetering on the toilet, her hair all plastered to the side of her head.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,800

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Thank you for not bringing your dog to that party.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,801

@794,798 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I forgot. During the sex they were also snorting and smoking cocaine from a crack pipe looking thing. Everyone became very zombie like and the sex almost seemed robotic? Automatic? Thats when it became not cute and funny anymore. I was very creeped out but I felt an obligation to make sure everyone was safe because I was the only one sober. No one used condoms.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,802

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
When the sex tapered off and then ended, I called a cab and left. I then get a text the next day. The youngest female had broke her curfew and had explained it away by telling her parents that she was raped.
Being the only sober person, my testimony was needed to counteract the accusations.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 triple-posted this 9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,803

@794,800 (D)
I love my dog

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,804

@794,802 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I had to sit in a room with the police, some sort of lawyer, the girl, and her parents. I spent around 25 minutes describing the noises that she made and sexual positions and the drug use. It was incredibly awkward and at the end she admitted that she had lied. Her parents forced her into rehab and AA and NA. I would see her occassionally after that because her support groups would visit Booksamillion after meetings. She was always friendly but she had started dressing like a Mormon.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,807

Oh and once during sex a guy brought up his past molestations as a child in a trying to be sexy way. It was horrible and such a turn off and I couldn't be mean about it because he had been fucking molested.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,852

@794,796 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

I remember you posting about this when it happened. Weird man

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,853

@794,802 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
So without you people would have gone to prison?! ?

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,854

@previous (Meta)

Without prison people would not have had to go to Kook

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,858

@794,853 (Meta)
@previous (E)
Yes!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 9 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,859

@794,852 (E)
Yeah it was horrible

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,864

@794,796 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
what booze is one twenty..

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,865

@794,804 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> She was always friendly but she had started dressing like a Mormon.

That makes a lot of sense. Mormons are infamous for men in gang bangs with multiple wives. She was just dressing for the part.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,876

@794,864 (G)
So kind of vodka that has a famous name. Like Smirnoff blue label?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,877

@794,865 (D)
Lol it was a very odd transformation

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,940

@794,858 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Did she accuse the other people in the room or did she make up a rapist?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,943

@previous (Meta)
She accused the men

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,945

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> She accused the men
She was willing to ruin two people's lives so she wouldn't get punished for breaking curfew?

She sounds like a pretty bad person.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,947

@previous (Meta)
She was kind of a junkie whore. Pretty though
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