Topic: I went for a bike ride today, fora.
Meta started this discussion 9 years ago #63,537
About 15-20 minutes around the neighborhood. Haven't ridden my bike in years. I spent the last few weeks restoring it. Repainted it with copper Rust-Oleum™ hammered paint and black handlebar and rims. New tires and inner tubes.
It's a Pacific Cycle beach cruiser I bought back in 2011, like pic related except now it's copper and black colored. It's not a very fast bike but it's just fine for a summer afternoon ride ??
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #794,156
Bikes are terrible, why not buy a car instead?
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,163
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,168
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,171
> fifteen minute bike ride
> exercise
Pick one
> exercise
Pick one
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,172
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,174
@previous (E)
> Just chop off your legs, duh
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> Just chop off your legs, duh
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,176
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,189
Fat guys in bike always make me chuckle. You know your fat ass is uncomfortable sitting on that little ass seat.
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #794,192
@previous (H)
I was literally butthurt! I had to cut the ride short because the seat was uncomfortable ?
I was literally butthurt! I had to cut the ride short because the seat was uncomfortable ?
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #794,203
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #794,214
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #794,219
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #794,226
You could try to fit an electric mobility scooter seat to the bike. Those are designed for USAmerican sized asses
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,239
@794,219 (I)
I'm definitely going to need something like that.
@794,214 (H)
I hit 12mph according to the GPS. I'm Lance Armstrong 2.0 ?
I'm definitely going to need something like that.
@794,214 (H)
I hit 12mph according to the GPS. I'm Lance Armstrong 2.0 ?
Meta (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,493
Update: I'm still really sore!
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,510
Anonymous K double-posted this 9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,511
my dad sold my bike
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #794,514
Thats great, meta!
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,964
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
? it is!
Today I had to cut the ride short because the handlebars got loose. It turns out cheap Walmart bikes from 2007 aren't very good!
? it is!
Today I had to cut the ride short because the handlebars got loose. It turns out cheap Walmart bikes from 2007 aren't very good!
Walmart replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,974
@previous (Meta)
Our bikes are sturdy and dependable.
Normally they are durable and most customers are satisfied with our products.
Unfortunately your obesity is the cause of the problem you have described.
Perhaps you'd be interested in some of the weight loss products available in our store.
Our bikes are sturdy and dependable.
Normally they are durable and most customers are satisfied with our products.
Unfortunately your obesity is the cause of the problem you have described.
Perhaps you'd be interested in some of the weight loss products available in our store.
(Edited 44 seconds later.)
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,980
@previous (Walmart)
> Perhaps you'd be interested in some of the weight loss products available in our store
The bike IS a weight loss product you retard.
> Perhaps you'd be interested in some of the weight loss products available in our store
The bike IS a weight loss product you retard.
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #795,000
@previous (Meta)
not if you're such a lardass that it falls apart under the strain of your gigantic girth..
not if you're such a lardass that it falls apart under the strain of your gigantic girth..