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Topic: I just ate a McDonalds ranch dressing that is probably several years old
beckyderp !yDoooooooo started this discussion 9 years ago#63,527
Subway didn't put enough ranch on my sub so I was sort of desperate. It tasted a little funny but did the job. Now we wait and see what happens. Thanks.
beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 14 seconds later[^][v]#794,049
It could be anyway from 1-4 years old
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#794,050
@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
What is the expiration date?
beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#794,051
@previous (B)
Didn't have one listed, it's one of those packets they give you with a salad.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#794,057
@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
You stood there and instructed them on Exactly how to make it
Now if you want a surprise next time ask them to pour on a full gallon of the dressing from the Jug. Drown it in dressing.
Or you could as I do when I ask for Peppercinis on the side and get that small tub of such with dressing or they can fill a baggy for you with the goop.
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#794,067
@previous (Syntax) > Or you could as I do when I ask for Peppercinis on the side and get that small tub of such with dressing or they can fill a baggy for you with the goop.
Wow
ok
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#794,073
@previous (Meta)
Actually I tend to only order one Sandwich and I have very specific instructions which require the words MORE MORE MORE
Specifically for the Cold Cut Combo - Lots of olives - Lots of Oregano and I mean LOTS. I want oil and vinegar but often hold the oil so I can pour on a quality olive oil at home - Same for Parmesan cheese - What they shake on at Subway is somewhat cardboard so at home I can grate on the real thing from Italy
Without exception I have to splain Just one shot of the dark brown mustard and impress that I want one single squirt or otherwise they pour it on
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#794,076
@previous (Syntax)
It does not surprise me at all that you are a picky, fussy, obnoxious customer.
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#794,077
If you don't have a single squirt of sauce on your subway submarine sandwich and insist that the server start again if they happen to use even one pascal too much pressure, even though it's really busy, then I truly pity you.
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#794,083
@previous (G)
Typical piece of shit, selfish, obnoxious prick of a customer.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#794,093
@794,080 (kettle)
Go drown in a load of semen Bert.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#794,108