Topic: Why are USAmericans so damn stupid, fat and greedy?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,472

They believe God is real, global warming is a myth, being gay is a choice and being fat is genetic.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #793,665

You defined our president, not us as a whole, you dummy.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,668

So we looked at the data. We got robots policing the streets. 2070 we got gay marriage. Surprise surprise bigots, okay, sorry in 2070 gay people are going to be allowed to get married, get used to it. Make me sick sometimes.

SodaStream will do for soda what 3D printing did for assault rifles.

And I think you’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of these great Apple products. The iMac. You’re probably thinking this is some pretty deep stuff and you’re right. State enforced homosexuality. I don’t have a problem with that. It’s equal. Facebook has your birth certificate. Mac iPads built into every school desk for every child. 3D printers are kid’s toys. And the newest 3D printer, your kid is going to be printing up 3D Muslim Barbie dolls. 2070, gay men have actually developed reproductive organs inside of their... area and a new generation of children are born from inside gay men.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,669

"Y'all niggas need Jesus"

~George Costanza

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,689

@793,668 (C)
So not only are you an expert on China, you are also an expert on robots, SodaStream, and homosexuality?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,722

@previous (A)
So Matt, you agree you are stupid, fat and greedy, all in one thread?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,741

@previous (E)
> everyone is Matt

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,742

@previous (A)
Not everyone, just you.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,744

To know how things came to be as they are now, one must find how things were just prior to now, and then prior to then also. Take note of anything that was absent, and take note of anything that became absent.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,745

@793,742 (E)
> being this obsessed with Matt

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,930

@previous (A)
No one is obsessed with you Matt. Stop being so defensive.

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Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,974

@previous (E)
> Being this obsessed with matt

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,212

@previous (D)

> >Being this obsessed with matt

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