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Topic: FAO: Squeegee

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM started this discussion 9 years ago #63,451

Will you please give me $50,000 to start my business, Sir?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #793,525

shut the fuck up you leech

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,535

@OP

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,536

@previous (squeegee)
May I please have your email so I can show you my great business plan?

squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,539

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Sorry, I'm just a body double. He hired a few of us since he got rich to deal with the riff-raff and time wasters.

Anyway, I'm sure your idea is really great. I'll definitely let the real squeegee know about it.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,552

Oh if you're giving away money I would like some too

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,570

@previous (E)

Yeah and me. I would open up a restaurant next door to a building near me that will have 2000 college students next year.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,606

Please, Mr Squeegee? My business plan is really good.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,608

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Bullshit. We all remember your business plan for a Michelin style guide for China.

squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,610

@793,606 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Yeah yeah, I'll think about it. I've got expensive alcohol and women to think about first.

This is still the body double, by the way.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,612

@previous (squeegee)
His new business plan is probably a new way to recycle sewage for the US market.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,615

@793,570 (F)
Are you going to sell premade ramen with diced hotdogs thrown in for less than a dollar?

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,641

@previous (I)

No I'd sell filling, nutritious and delicious burritos at a great markup but an affordable price for broke students to get their meal.
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