Topic: SHARK TANK: with squeegee
squeegee started this discussion 9 years ago #63,448
Okay, this is going to work just like the TV show, i'm a wealthy patron, you're a common struggling working stiff, but, you have a great idea. My money + your idea = our* profit!so pitch your ideas, and let's see how they do in the SHARK TANK
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #793,506
Fuck you, nigger.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,508
I'd like to sit around and shitpost on Minichan while eating Cheetos. I can produce hundreds of quality shitposts per day, but I have been busy raising money at a day job for all the overhead involved in shitposting. All I need is a patron to help me get into the field full time, and I know the shitposting business will take off.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,512
@previous (C)
that's an interesting concept. but how would you monetize that? and have you thought about your market? in your core demo how much reach do you envision?
that's an interesting concept. but how would you monetize that? and have you thought about your market? in your core demo how much reach do you envision?
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,519
@previous (squeegee)
Monetize it? Shitposting is the art of the future. You would be joining the noble ranks of well-heeled patrons of the arts. If it's any consolation, I'm sure the value of my works will skyrocket once I die a painful and premature death due living off of nothing but coffee and cigarettes. In a few decades, you could open the Squeegee shitposting gallery and be publishing coffee table books of great Internet shitposting for aging millennials who are longing for the good old days.
Monetize it? Shitposting is the art of the future. You would be joining the noble ranks of well-heeled patrons of the arts. If it's any consolation, I'm sure the value of my works will skyrocket once I die a painful and premature death due living off of nothing but coffee and cigarettes. In a few decades, you could open the Squeegee shitposting gallery and be publishing coffee table books of great Internet shitposting for aging millennials who are longing for the good old days.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,522
@previous (C)
i already have a lot of art. but the coffee table book of memes? now there's a paper product we can push. say, 19.99 a unit? we'll put it up on amazon and we'll* make a fortune! you get me something we can go to print with and i'll have the lawyers draft up the paperwork regarding your printing deposits.
i already have a lot of art. but the coffee table book of memes? now there's a paper product we can push. say, 19.99 a unit? we'll put it up on amazon and we'll* make a fortune! you get me something we can go to print with and i'll have the lawyers draft up the paperwork regarding your printing deposits.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,642
Okay basically we sell guns to Daesh.