Topic: guess who's extremely wealthy relative finally died and who's inheritance just kicked in
squeegee started this discussion 9 years ago #63,444
one hundred and nine. yeah. held on like a fucking ghoul. she outlived a lot of the people she willed money to actually. and there at the end she apparently pulled a whole bunch of philanthropic donations, which totaled about half, and redistributed amongst relatives because she didn't know what was real anymore and that we would make better choices. so i'm supposed to give away a lot of money to charity. but, i'm not specifically legally bound to. isn't that fucking awesome? i never dreamed being me was going to pay off so bigly. and i got her artwork because she loved me and i talked to her about it all the time because i was an art student for a while. i own a bunch of 8x10 picasso sketches now. all told i got the most of anyone. including artwork i won't name cause im'a sell 'em and idk if my name will be discoverable when they go to auction. i don't know how to spend my day tomorrow. should i just go shopping or do i just go directly to buying real estate? i kinda want a condo downtown and a place in the country. i don't want to get like a fancy car until i move somewhere... a little nicer. i'm sure you know what i mean.
my folks are having a big party tomorrow night, i'll probably go to that, but it'd be pretty bad ass to, like, show up in something gaudy. i wonder how much it would cost to have a helicopter drop me off on the the back pasture? that'd be pretty dope.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #793,469
wow congrats sell me some art
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 0 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,470
i'm also really fucking glad i held off getting married now that i can find me a really gorgeous gold digger. i dodged a couple of bullets though, i'll tell you that. that's what i should do is go and get a really expensive wardrobe.
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,471
squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,472
I WANT A TESLA. holy shit, i want a tesla. that's what i'm doingAnonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,473
@previous (squeegee)
You are a piece of shit if the money is already warping your wants and expectations this much. Esp. given your political perspective.
Grow up.
You are a piece of shit if the money is already warping your wants and expectations this much. Esp. given your political perspective.
Grow up.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,475
@previous (C)how is it warped to want to better myself if i now have the means? there's nothing wrong with wanting to dress better than other people, and live in nicer places with better quality people. that's the american dream. and you should be more open minded with your political beliefs, i read the senate's new healthcare bill today and there's actually a lot of good things in there. people need to give trump a chance.
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,477
so, if i want a white tesla model S i'll need to custom order it, so i'll probably have to do the helicopter thing if i can't find a dealership tomorrow. not sure how they sell teslas. they have a store at the mall though...
squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,478
i need a cigarette, i haven't had one since i got off the phone with my momAnonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,479
Whose* not who's. Learn English.
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,481
@793,475 (squeegee)
You have the means because of nothing to do with yourself. You have a respectable job, if you'd like to buy a nicer wardrobe and treat yourself to a better car I wouldn't call you a piece of shit.
But if you are inheriting enough for two pieces of property and a 6 figure toy there are a multitude of things you could do with it. You are worse than the average conservative you despise if you think you deserve anything other than a swift kick in the ass and a reminder that coming from wealth doesn't entitle you to the nicest things.
I'm 22 years old. I have several hundred thousand dollars. I keep it invested for worthwhile things. I drive the same car I bought when I was 16. I can fit the things I own in a bag on my back (I do so a few times a year). I rent an apartment in a part of the city wealthy people do not step foot in.
You are several years older. You have several times the wealth I do, and you are several times more the conceited dick.
Grow. Up.
You have the means because of nothing to do with yourself. You have a respectable job, if you'd like to buy a nicer wardrobe and treat yourself to a better car I wouldn't call you a piece of shit.
But if you are inheriting enough for two pieces of property and a 6 figure toy there are a multitude of things you could do with it. You are worse than the average conservative you despise if you think you deserve anything other than a swift kick in the ass and a reminder that coming from wealth doesn't entitle you to the nicest things.
I'm 22 years old. I have several hundred thousand dollars. I keep it invested for worthwhile things. I drive the same car I bought when I was 16. I can fit the things I own in a bag on my back (I do so a few times a year). I rent an apartment in a part of the city wealthy people do not step foot in.
You are several years older. You have several times the wealth I do, and you are several times more the conceited dick.
Grow. Up.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,482
Just listening to you, I can tell you that you will be destitute within about three years from now.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,484
@793,479 (D)
for what? i should learn spanish or something because i'm going to be doing a lot of traveling.
@793,481 (C)
oh, well you misunderstand, i have orders of magnitude more money than you. after i liquidate my inheritance i could probably fund a war in a small country. if that makes me a conceited dick, well, then i'm probably the biggest conceited dick you'll even know in your life. i'm just going to have to get used to the fact that not everyone respects people with more than them, it's a lesson i should take to heart. especially since sometime next week i'll have to go to a meeting with the board of directors of her company and let them know that i'm selling off my majority holdings and they probably aren't going to like that.
edit: technically my lawyer will tell them, but i'll have to be there i think. to sign papers? idk.
for what? i should learn spanish or something because i'm going to be doing a lot of traveling.
@793,481 (C)
oh, well you misunderstand, i have orders of magnitude more money than you. after i liquidate my inheritance i could probably fund a war in a small country. if that makes me a conceited dick, well, then i'm probably the biggest conceited dick you'll even know in your life. i'm just going to have to get used to the fact that not everyone respects people with more than them, it's a lesson i should take to heart. especially since sometime next week i'll have to go to a meeting with the board of directors of her company and let them know that i'm selling off my majority holdings and they probably aren't going to like that.
edit: technically my lawyer will tell them, but i'll have to be there i think. to sign papers? idk.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,486
@793,482 (E)it's oil money and various companies and other assets. i could live a hundred lives and i couldn't spend it all. i'd have a hard time giving away the amount i'm supposed to, tbh.
squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,488
wow. i made the announcement on facebook less than 2 hours ago and i've already got 35 messages from some pretty damn hot friends of friends. i'll be spending next weekend in austin for sure.The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #793,490
@793,486 (squeegee)
Squeegee, would you please consider giving me $50,000 to start my business? I can send you a thorough business plan.
Squeegee, would you please consider giving me $50,000 to start my business? I can send you a thorough business plan.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,491
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,493
hey squeegee..
I got about fifteen hundred to pay the court and I can get off probation in Sept..
I would appreciate any assistance you'd be willing to offer..
if I could get this behind me I feel like I could really get back on track and live a much better life..
I got about fifteen hundred to pay the court and I can get off probation in Sept..
I would appreciate any assistance you'd be willing to offer..
if I could get this behind me I feel like I could really get back on track and live a much better life..
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,494
@793,471 (squeegee)
> i'll be frank, you can't afford it.
wooooow just give me friend discount. you can afford it
> i'll be frank, you can't afford it.
wooooow just give me friend discount. you can afford it
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,495
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,496
@793,493 (F)
i can't really afford to be a bleeding heart anymore, people are going to be coming at me left and right for money. my lawyer told me i need to set up a charitable foundation anyway, so don't worry, the assistance will be out there. i'll make sure $1,500 goes to a worthy charity in your name too.
so it won't just be you i'm helping, but hundreds, maybe thousands of people. so feel good about that :)
i can't really afford to be a bleeding heart anymore, people are going to be coming at me left and right for money. my lawyer told me i need to set up a charitable foundation anyway, so don't worry, the assistance will be out there. i'll make sure $1,500 goes to a worthy charity in your name too.
so it won't just be you i'm helping, but hundreds, maybe thousands of people. so feel good about that :)
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,498
@793,494 (B)i'll go get like a really nice camera and photograph the picasso sketches and you can print them onto some nice drawing paper or use them as desktop backgrounds :)
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,499
@793,496 (squeegee)
I thought you'd say something like that..
oh well..I knew better than to get my hopes up..
typical bullshit from the have vs the have nots..
I thought you'd say something like that..
oh well..I knew better than to get my hopes up..
typical bullshit from the have vs the have nots..
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,500
@793,498 (squeegee)
> i'll go get like a really nice camera and photograph the picasso sketches and you can print them onto some nice drawing paper or use them as desktop backgrounds :)
rude
> i'll go get like a really nice camera and photograph the picasso sketches and you can print them onto some nice drawing paper or use them as desktop backgrounds :)
rude
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,501
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,502
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,503
Squeegee is a dick!!!!!!
Anonymous H double-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,505
@793,502 (B)
Dont call that faggot Sir.
I guarantee the only people that will ever call him sir are people that owe him money or people who are due money from him.
This whole thing might be a hoax but what is sure, is this, he's a loser.
Dont call that faggot Sir.
I guarantee the only people that will ever call him sir are people that owe him money or people who are due money from him.
This whole thing might be a hoax but what is sure, is this, he's a loser.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,509
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squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,513
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #793,515
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introman !/3ZwFHfJFI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,518
If you're not pranking minichan - I do have some serious reccomandations on your inheritance:
1. Shut the fuck up about it. In this day & age, you have professional grifters, conners, scammers, thugs and criminals who would love to do anything to get any chunk of that money. I'm not saying you can't speak about it, but be selective on who you talk about it.
2. I'm not a financial advisor, but most rich people get a huge sum and divide it in to investments. They usually live off the percentage of the investment and you have to spend money to make money. Go to a rich area and find a decent financial planner. A good one is goldman sachs since they literally are literal money wizards. You give them a big chunk of money and they will invest it for you. They always make more than 3% even in a terrible year and it's not hard to live off of it, if the sum given is decent. I know a dude who has a million in the bank and gets like 8k a month extra.
3. Any money you give out to people should be regarded as a gift. Most idiots begging for money for a "business plan" can barely balance a pen in their hand. It's much easier for your self-esteem than giving out "loans" to people.
4. If you want to sleep with b-grave tv/movie stars and former models, you know have the cash to do so. Most aren't worth the money since -- let's be honest -- sleeping with a boring bikini model or CW actress gets boring after a while. Owning a yacht on the otherhand usually means you can pull like parties of women and have some fun. I don't know why yachts have that power, but they do.
5. Most rich people are boring as fuck and have simpleton tastes(More money = Better Clothing - type of thinking). The ones that are exciting are usually drug addicts or Chris Chan with some change. Knowing that should help you understand rich psychology and not get pushed in. Pretty much avoid the rich people who would post on minichan, if they knew what it's about.
6. When you get bored from owning a lot of items(Somatic Narcissism), understand that the (cerebral narcissism) takes over. You will feel a great need to help the world by using your money to do so. It's a natural phenoma that will turn your ass in to a Robert Mercer, Peter Thiel if conservative or a George Soros if liberal. Also owning thinktanks and pushing for lobbyists will be a natural thought process once the money comes in. Less ambitious rich people usually pour money in to pet causes that affect them(Narcissistic Solipsism). Shit like Celian, Autism , Breast Cancer, Animal Rescue are the vogue things for those types.
I hope I could help with my poorly written post.
1. Shut the fuck up about it. In this day & age, you have professional grifters, conners, scammers, thugs and criminals who would love to do anything to get any chunk of that money. I'm not saying you can't speak about it, but be selective on who you talk about it.
2. I'm not a financial advisor, but most rich people get a huge sum and divide it in to investments. They usually live off the percentage of the investment and you have to spend money to make money. Go to a rich area and find a decent financial planner. A good one is goldman sachs since they literally are literal money wizards. You give them a big chunk of money and they will invest it for you. They always make more than 3% even in a terrible year and it's not hard to live off of it, if the sum given is decent. I know a dude who has a million in the bank and gets like 8k a month extra.
3. Any money you give out to people should be regarded as a gift. Most idiots begging for money for a "business plan" can barely balance a pen in their hand. It's much easier for your self-esteem than giving out "loans" to people.
4. If you want to sleep with b-grave tv/movie stars and former models, you know have the cash to do so. Most aren't worth the money since -- let's be honest -- sleeping with a boring bikini model or CW actress gets boring after a while. Owning a yacht on the otherhand usually means you can pull like parties of women and have some fun. I don't know why yachts have that power, but they do.
5. Most rich people are boring as fuck and have simpleton tastes(More money = Better Clothing - type of thinking). The ones that are exciting are usually drug addicts or Chris Chan with some change. Knowing that should help you understand rich psychology and not get pushed in. Pretty much avoid the rich people who would post on minichan, if they knew what it's about.
6. When you get bored from owning a lot of items(Somatic Narcissism), understand that the (cerebral narcissism) takes over. You will feel a great need to help the world by using your money to do so. It's a natural phenoma that will turn your ass in to a Robert Mercer, Peter Thiel if conservative or a George Soros if liberal. Also owning thinktanks and pushing for lobbyists will be a natural thought process once the money comes in. Less ambitious rich people usually pour money in to pet causes that affect them(Narcissistic Solipsism). Shit like Celian, Autism , Breast Cancer, Animal Rescue are the vogue things for those types.
I hope I could help with my poorly written post.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,521
i like your idea in number 4. sleeping with b-grade tv and movie stars sounds pretty dope tbh. i have enough money i could maybe even be a b grade tv or movie star. i bet i could finance a netflix show and make myself semifamous. and if i make it sci-fi then maybe there'll be a cult following and i can get invited to comic con and bone the hot ass actress from Firefly. i mean, what can't i do, really?
and no, i won't worry about feeling a need to help others with my money, i don't plan to have kids and i'll just leave my money to whatever charities my little foundation is into when i die. i'll be a posthumous robert mercer and spend my life high on some really, really, really expansive pot.
edit: i meant expensive, but expansive works too.
and no, i won't worry about feeling a need to help others with my money, i don't plan to have kids and i'll just leave my money to whatever charities my little foundation is into when i die. i'll be a posthumous robert mercer and spend my life high on some really, really, really expansive pot.
edit: i meant expensive, but expansive works too.
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,528
Lawyer up and woman proof yourself straight away bro
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,529
May I please have your email address?
Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,530
Matt proof yourself by not giving him your email address. Thanks
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,533
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,540
You should host a minichan celebration party!
Dw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,541
Congratulations. Don't spend it all in one place. Edit
Also sorry she died
Also sorry she died
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beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,542
Congratulations on the death!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,545
Also don't give anyone any money. You earned that shit the old fashioned way. You will have five hundred people with sob stories asking for such and such. Fuck them. Get a financial planner like introman said and only spend money how you want to. You don't have to be frugal but try to be a little responsible. Athletes blow through ten million bucks like it's chump change. Be smart and live well but at a reasonable level.
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,559
> my folks are having a big party tomorrow night
And you guys call me names.
And you guys call me names.
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,562
Can you make a donation in my name to the Clinton Foundation in my name? ?
brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,563
So when does construction on the Minichan compound begin?
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,566
@OP
Congratulations, squeegee. Hope you enjoy it, and find a good a way to spend or invest it.
Congratulations, squeegee. Hope you enjoy it, and find a good a way to spend or invest it.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,591
@793,545 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> You earned that shit the old fashioned way.
you have no idea how hard it was to remain the favorite great grand child for 30 years.
@793,542 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
oh, thanks. felt like she was going to hold on forever. she was 109, she'd get the hickups and everyone would cross their fingers that this would be it.
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
i've actually given a lot of thought to donating my semen for artificial insemination. I used to do it in college, but since i wasn't rich or anything my "profile" wasn't super impressive and i dunno that any got used. but now that i'm wealthy my profile can boast some really awesome shit, like i can just make myself CEO of some company i buy just so i can put it on the label. then i'd probably make a pretty popular product. and i now have the freedom to travel around, so i may spend a year just traveling the country, maybe the world, and donate as frequently as possible to as many clinics as i can find.
> You earned that shit the old fashioned way.
you have no idea how hard it was to remain the favorite great grand child for 30 years.
@793,542 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
oh, thanks. felt like she was going to hold on forever. she was 109, she'd get the hickups and everyone would cross their fingers that this would be it.
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
i've actually given a lot of thought to donating my semen for artificial insemination. I used to do it in college, but since i wasn't rich or anything my "profile" wasn't super impressive and i dunno that any got used. but now that i'm wealthy my profile can boast some really awesome shit, like i can just make myself CEO of some company i buy just so i can put it on the label. then i'd probably make a pretty popular product. and i now have the freedom to travel around, so i may spend a year just traveling the country, maybe the world, and donate as frequently as possible to as many clinics as i can find.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,592
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,759
@793,591 (squeegee)
> she was 109, she'd get the hickups and everyone would cross their fingers that this would be it.
The very definition of human garbage.
> she was 109, she'd get the hickups and everyone would cross their fingers that this would be it.
The very definition of human garbage.
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,762
Fuck charity.
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,763
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,788
@793,759 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
she wasn't that bad. I heard a lot of people went to her funeral this morning, but it was mostly business associates and her staff and stuff.
@793,762 (S)
honestly i can spend that money better than some random charity, which is what she was doing before. my mom found out that gammy had been donating hundreds of thousands of dollars a month through her foundation which was being skimmed from and the money was being routed through foreign charities and ended up being scams. that's why she decided to break up her foundation and divide her philanthropy up and make it all of our responsibilities to find worthy causes. she got taken for quite the ride. millions were embezzled, we don't even know how much she gave to con artists.
so any amount i donate to a real charity would be doing more philanthropy than my gammy did in the last 15 years of her life since she started her foundation. i'm pretty big into education, so i'm thinking i'm going to start a foundation with the goal of raising money for scholarships. maybe art scholarships specifically. it'd be way cheaper than just donating half of my inheritance, and still in the spirit of her request.
she wasn't that bad. I heard a lot of people went to her funeral this morning, but it was mostly business associates and her staff and stuff.
@793,762 (S)
honestly i can spend that money better than some random charity, which is what she was doing before. my mom found out that gammy had been donating hundreds of thousands of dollars a month through her foundation which was being skimmed from and the money was being routed through foreign charities and ended up being scams. that's why she decided to break up her foundation and divide her philanthropy up and make it all of our responsibilities to find worthy causes. she got taken for quite the ride. millions were embezzled, we don't even know how much she gave to con artists.
so any amount i donate to a real charity would be doing more philanthropy than my gammy did in the last 15 years of her life since she started her foundation. i'm pretty big into education, so i'm thinking i'm going to start a foundation with the goal of raising money for scholarships. maybe art scholarships specifically. it'd be way cheaper than just donating half of my inheritance, and still in the spirit of her request.
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,790
hudreds of thousands a month for fifteen years...and yet a sizable fortune still exists..
millions were embezzled.
bulllllllllllllllllshit..
millions were embezzled.
bulllllllllllllllllshit..
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squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,794
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,795
@793,788 (squeegee)
> my folks
> relatives
I'm not saying she was bad, I'm saying you and your family are acting like pure trash.
> my folks
> relatives
I'm not saying she was bad, I'm saying you and your family are acting like pure trash.
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,797
@793,794 (squeegee)
Texas right? So like a relative of Howard Hughes of famous Hughes Tool Company.
Cousins got all the billions years ago
Texas right? So like a relative of Howard Hughes of famous Hughes Tool Company.
Cousins got all the billions years ago
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,031
@793,788 (squeegee)
You didn't go to her funeral.
Are you already convinced everything thinks you're a piece of shit because of your supposed wealth?
Because that's not why.
You didn't go to her funeral.
Are you already convinced everything thinks you're a piece of shit because of your supposed wealth?
Because that's not why.
Anonymous M replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,032
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,047
@previous (M)
i already had plans to go see the new pirates of the Caribbean movie with some friends. it wasn't very good tbh.
i already had plans to go see the new pirates of the Caribbean movie with some friends. it wasn't very good tbh.
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,114
@previous (squeegee)
Make sure you book new tickets for the funeral... oh right, that's something that happened only once.
I hope she had something along the lines of "Who doesn't appear on the funeral doesn't earn a single dime" in her testament.
Make sure you book new tickets for the funeral... oh right, that's something that happened only once.
I hope she had something along the lines of "Who doesn't appear on the funeral doesn't earn a single dime" in her testament.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,116
@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
my friends and i don't all just get together at the drop of a hat anymore, people are busy and have families and shit. it'd be a couple of weeks before we'd all be able to get together again. we'd been planning this for days.
my friends and i don't all just get together at the drop of a hat anymore, people are busy and have families and shit. it'd be a couple of weeks before we'd all be able to get together again. we'd been planning this for days.
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,121
squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #794,131
@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
Oh, good idea, i need to buy a really nice mattress. you'd be surprised at how expensive they can be
Oh, good idea, i need to buy a really nice mattress. you'd be surprised at how expensive they can be