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Topic: Whipped cream dispenser explodes, killing French Instagram fitness model

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,376

A popular fitness blogger and Instagram model in France died after a pressurized canister used for dispensing whipped cream exploded, hitting her in the chest.

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Whipped-cream-dispenser-explodes-killing-French-11238646.php

brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #792,841

Was she huffing nitrous?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,847

We still have Katy Perry and her double D Whipped Cream dispensers.

Anonymous C double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,849

q joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,859

and nothing of value....

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,860

it really sucks when, specifically, a beautiful woman dies young.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 46 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,861

@792,847 (C)
Did Katy Perry study at Harvard med school for 30 years without graduating?

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,862

@792,841 (brie !kiTty82duI)
Sounds like it

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,863

@792,861 (F)
Why did Anon F study towards-> a PhD for 16 years and end up being thrown out of the school for incompetence.

Anonymous C double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #792,864

@792,860 (squeegee)
Image board should at least have a respectable image so I present ya all with

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #792,866

@792,863 (C)
That literally never happened.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #792,868

@previous (F)
True. The school could not allow him to enter the PhD program.
Apparently they do have standards.

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #792,869

@previous (H)
That literally never happened.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #792,873

@previous (F)
Liar.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #792,916

This is an important benefit of obesity. The high pressure whipped cream cartridge would have to penetrate over six inches of fat before it hit a vital organ. If it was me in front of that whipped cream can, I'd be severely bruised but alive.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #792,920

@previous (Meta)
You do have a point. That thing would have been firmly lodged in one of my lungs. I'm going to have to bulk up or wear body armor before I go near any more whipped cream dispensers.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #792,922

Stored food is dangerous, eat everything immediately

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #792,963

@792,916 (Meta)
i love you so much

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,052

Guess that's what she gets for fucking her diet eating whipped cream. Whipped cream is racist, btw...

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,056

"Whipped cream dispenser" - that's what my geography teacher used to call his cock.
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