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Topic: URGENT help: how do I get the smell of McDonalds out of my office super quick?

beckyderp !yDoooooooo started this discussion 9 years ago #63,372

Please help!!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #792,794

Open a window, wash your hands and face and clean your mouth out with water or mouthwash if you have any, get some air spray if you have any.

McWalter joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,795

Place down an empty bag of kfc. Clients will think it's that instead of McDonald's. The power of suggestion

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,799

@OP
isnt there some febreeze in the restroom area...that stuff works well..

Anonymous D double-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,800

@OP
you could burn a sheet of paper (carefully)..
that will counteract the mc aroma a bit...however this method has not been tested by myself...and so I am not certain if the result would be better or worse..

Anonymous D triple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,801

@OP
run out of your office before it is too late...shrieking hysterically about how there is a family EMERGENCY...and then return in a bit...when the coast is clear..

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,802

@OP
McLawyer

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #792,805

Okay update, I just used another office. She smelled like a heavy smoker so I doubt she would've noticed anyway.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #792,807

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
The greasy fingers all over everything and the southwest dressing dribbled down your front may have given it away though.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #792,826

You could poot, but that might make it even worse.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #792,851

Just set fire to it.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #792,962

You should ask your reefer smoking clients how they get the smell out of their offices, and then do that.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #793,280

sad cunt

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,308

@previous (J)

> sad cunt

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #793,317

@792,962 (Meta)
You should figure ok out how to lose about a hundred pounds and not look gross.
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