Svet !QE02dmI2CI started this discussion 9 years ago#63,253
I have just installed fake sprinkler heads to make it look like my flat will be fire safe. Those poor people that burned to death in the next block over have cost me nearly £1000 in my latest daily flat-worth update. Now at £298,065
I'll be applying for some of that housing fund to recoup my losses as I have been devastatingly affected by the tragedy to the tune of an ounce bag of cocaine.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#791,989
how sad that about 24 x 6 x £300,000 worth of real estate has been rendered blackened and unpleasant
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#791,992
my house (+_+)(+_+)(+_+)(+_+) probably worth like 1.2 mil tbh ?B-)
Z !!CQHwQtG/0 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#792,032
Quite disheartening, maybe it would improve if you turned your house into a sharia law zone? If nothing else it would be more appealing to prospective Swedish and German buyers.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#792,035
Svet invite those still alive to a block party. I suggest Bar-B-Q cuisine.
Rig up a huge smoker.