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Minichan

Topic: Weight loss idea: eat Vaseline.

Meta started this discussion 9 years ago #63,167

It's biologically inert and it passes through the digestive system unchanged. But it can also fill up the stomach and satisfy hunger.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #791,382

Is it really safe?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #791,383

People have been eating Vaseline for its health benefits since it was created in the 19th C.

It does have one benefit: It's a laxative.

It does not cause any health problems by itself, that is, it is not toxic. But as with anything, it can be overdone. No sound diet can be based on using laxatives. Vaseline can, in large quantities, coat the inside of the intestines, killing the bacteria there and certainly blocking the absorption of nutrients. This will cause weight loss because it literally starves the body, but not in a good way.

Because it will give you the runs, anal sex will be even more gross

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #791,384

It didn't work you, did it McFatty? No, so why would it work for anyone else?
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