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Topic: If you convert to Judaism as an adult do you get a Bar Mitzvah?

Meta started this discussion 9 years ago #63,111

I always wondered if you do.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #791,085

First they have to cut off a portion of your dick.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #791,086

@previous (B)
Not true if you're already circumcised. I believe at that point you just get a pinprick to the prickhead.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #791,087

Yes

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #791,088

OK.
Next you need to have friends/family with money. Otherwise Bar Mitzvah ends up a zero sum gain.

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #791,108

I'm already circumcised and I don't believe in Jesus so I'm like halfway to being Jewish already.