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Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago#63,086
> 18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
> 19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
This literally speaks of the Mandela Effect and possible words of Mohammad.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#790,967
Before man could write in text form, they scratched rock and added minerals for colour.
Later man wrote text and made up fairy tales about some fairy like God.
I never had the patience to read that book of fairy tales. "History of the World, Part I" (1981) Mel Brooks, covered much of the bible in a movie.
mordor joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#790,968
Mordor is the modern Mandela now
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#790,970
@790,967 (C)
What do you have against God, Syntax?
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#790,972
@previous (A)
That is like asking me wot I have against the Tooth Fairy. I remember the loss of tooth and money under the pillow. Was cool.
I have multiple stories about my experiences going through religious rituals and very few almost NONE end up as good memories. A few funny ones mostly about Catholic Nuns - but peripheral in nature.
Comic Con is coming up again and I always enjoy for real comics. God as a subject makes for some fun stories. Even the part where God realizes it has fucked up and does the flood bit. Do you think its funny for God to expect Noah to fill the boat up with vermin along with critters that eat each other?
And while we are at it cause soon I need to shave for another one of them meetings - How the hell did Noah fill the boat with enough to eat and feed the animals and keep them from eating each other. And how did Noah deal with Alligators n Crocodiles and the huge variety of snakes?
Here I am trying my best to figure out how to stuff an equation into a jammed program that had no more room for math stuff re speed limit of processors and have to talk a group of programmers in2 dropping other stuff out so my stuff will fit so I can continue to fill my wallet and you want me to splain my problem with fairy tails
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#790,973