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Topic: Have you ever shoplifted?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,059

What did you steal and how?

Do you regret it?

Anyone here still shoplift?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #790,801

Yes, mostly small stuff, no, yes
I think the last thing was a $10 dried sausage thing. That was tasty as hell

brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #790,802

LEOs on my chan? It's more likely than you think.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,804

@previous (brie !kiTty82duI)
If breaking into trains count as shoplifting, then I'm guilty.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,805

Of course not. Nobody is that strong.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,806

only like by accident. i stole tang concentrate on purpose the other week Tho.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,807

@790,801 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
5th grade a package of dried SALTED tiny shrimp.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,808

Is it only shoplifting if it's retail? Does someone have to be watching to make it shoplifting?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,809

No it's a crime thanks.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,810

@790,808 (H)
Retail shoplifting is better because the wholesaler still makes a profit. That makes it less of a crime.
> Does someone have to be watching to make it shoplifting?

Your friends with a full view will be proud of you. On the other hand they will insist you share.

If no one sees you - Does a tree make a should when it falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it?

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,811

@790,809 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
This guy gets it. Law-abiding citizens!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,814

I accidentally stole about 60 dollars worth of groceries at the self check out line at Krogers. I felt bad but was happy for the free food.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,822

no. i will tell you i never did that. i hardly even know the guy. and if i did there wouldn't be anything wrong with that according to everyone i've read today.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,828

oh yeah at Costco they forgot to charge me for my bagels
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