Topic: I love being a woman.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,303
Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit and his inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of our children, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face.
He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
Clearly, we are the superior gender.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit and his inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of our children, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face.
He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
Clearly, we are the superior gender.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #109,089
copied spaghetti.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #109,090
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #109,091
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #109,093
Hrm.
Okay woman.
Okay woman.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #109,094
Having gone through such, except for the child part....no one comes out a winner...
Albeit I sure am glad I did ask for a divorce
copy n paste never the less!
Albeit I sure am glad I did ask for a divorce
copy n paste never the less!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #109,096
Nice copypasta.
Moral: Should have killed the bitch rather than just wounding her.
Moral: Should have killed the bitch rather than just wounding her.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #109,146
> mfw subpoenaIf I am ever marrying, I plan to become one with the Quiverfull.
Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #109,165
"Better?" Sure, why not. Compassionate? Not really, no.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,255
swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,256
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,260
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
In all matters of law, females have a HUGE advantage. Justice for some, hell even the icon for justice is female lol.
In all matters of law, females have a HUGE advantage. Justice for some, hell even the icon for justice is female lol.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,270
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,273
@109,260 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Not in all matters of law, and not in every country. Assuming tat were are talking about the US, I can't look at all of the crimes that are predominately perpetrated against women and think that the law is always on their side. But,I do believe that female child abusers, rapists, and women who make false rape accusations, she be punished just as severely as men. I feel that when we give a woman a less harsh punishment for a horrible crime, we are saying that women cannot take responsibility for their actions, which is an insult.
Not in all matters of law, and not in every country. Assuming tat were are talking about the US, I can't look at all of the crimes that are predominately perpetrated against women and think that the law is always on their side. But,I do believe that female child abusers, rapists, and women who make false rape accusations, she be punished just as severely as men. I feel that when we give a woman a less harsh punishment for a horrible crime, we are saying that women cannot take responsibility for their actions, which is an insult.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,274
Ks !KansasxqvM double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,279
@109,273 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I only know about the US, and biased towards women in courts is fucking ridiculous.
I only know about the US, and biased towards women in courts is fucking ridiculous.
sexul aerosol !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,280
> this is what misogynists want to believe
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,284
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,286
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,288
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,294
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Well, which type of cases tend to be biased against women? I know that custody cases always are, but tell me more.
Well, which type of cases tend to be biased against women? I know that custody cases always are, but tell me more.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,296
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,310
@109,294 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Divorce, domestic violence, rape, basically anything that isn't a car crash or a white collar crime.
Divorce, domestic violence, rape, basically anything that isn't a car crash or a white collar crime.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,321
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Really, women are allowed to get away with a lot. It's because a lot of people think that women can't be responsible for their actions.
Really, women are allowed to get away with a lot. It's because a lot of people think that women can't be responsible for their actions.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,324
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,360
> Clearly, we are the superior gender.
Enjoy having contributed ABSOLOUTELY NOTHING to society ever in the history of the human race.
Women are a disgrace to human kind, and I am glad that they are still looked down upon as servants of superior males.
Enjoy having contributed ABSOLOUTELY NOTHING to society ever in the history of the human race.
Women are a disgrace to human kind, and I am glad that they are still looked down upon as servants of superior males.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,398
I wish I was a shemale.
I want to be able to get ahead in life effortlessly by flashing my boobs, but I like having a penis, too. The best of both worlds.
I want to be able to get ahead in life effortlessly by flashing my boobs, but I like having a penis, too. The best of both worlds.
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Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,479
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,558
@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Be careful. That woman who drowned her kids in the bathtub was a member of Quiverfull. She suffered from extreme post pardon psychosis, and her husband was stoutly against using contraceptives. Any organization that doesn't treat mental illnesses is ridiculous and criminal.
Be careful. That woman who drowned her kids in the bathtub was a member of Quiverfull. She suffered from extreme post pardon psychosis, and her husband was stoutly against using contraceptives. Any organization that doesn't treat mental illnesses is ridiculous and criminal.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,569
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I will never resort to Christianity. Besides, I'd stab my future wife in a heartbeat in order to save my White children from death.
I will never resort to Christianity. Besides, I'd stab my future wife in a heartbeat in order to save my White children from death.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,570
@109,398 (O)
The problem with being a shemale is either having ugly body and face or taking HRT and losing erection power and risking cancer.
The problem with being a shemale is either having ugly body and face or taking HRT and losing erection power and risking cancer.
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Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,574
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,578
@previous (M)
I wouldn't stab her for no reason. I'd love her to death but my kids would take a far higher priority.
I wouldn't stab her for no reason. I'd love her to death but my kids would take a far higher priority.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,582
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,583
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,589
@109,582 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Yes. I'd have her treated if needed. The moment she dares put the lives of my children at risk is the moment she will face a sliver of metal slip into her flesh.
Yes. I'd have her treated if needed. The moment she dares put the lives of my children at risk is the moment she will face a sliver of metal slip into her flesh.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,600
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,603
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #109,614
@109,600 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Stabbing is worst-case scenario, of course. I'd hate to have all 20 of my kids be scarred for life.
And yes, I am aware that the more kids one has, the more likely to have a gay kid is. That's okay, since the gay kids can be backup parents/godparents for their sibling's children.
Stabbing is worst-case scenario, of course. I'd hate to have all 20 of my kids be scarred for life.
And yes, I am aware that the more kids one has, the more likely to have a gay kid is. That's okay, since the gay kids can be backup parents/godparents for their sibling's children.