Topic: USAmericans, if you were to consume food that wasn't predominantly salt, sugar or fat...

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,027

...would it prompt you to commit suicide for under $20?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #790,589

That's what you should do Matt.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,591

@previous (B)
> everyone is Matt

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,594

@previous (A)
Not everyone, just you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,597

@previous (B)
> being this paranoid about Matt

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,606

Salt, sugar and fat are the three basic food groups in USAmerica

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,608

@previous (C)
It is, in fact, their very food pyramid.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,610

I could easily switch to a raw food diet. Been thinking about it lately. It wouldn't kill me or make me wanna kill myself.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,611

@790,608 (A)
Indubitably. Thanks

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,619

@790,610 (D)
Trip used to be vegan...now she puts meat in her mouth..

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,620

@790,610 (D)
> It wouldn't kill me
You know raw vegetables have shit bacteria all over them.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,627

@previous (Meta)
Who cares? Still better than the crap you eat.

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,628

@previous (D)
I'm enjoying my life and you're fucking miserable eating twigs and leaves from Whole Foods. I'm a bon vivant and you are not. Thanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,630

@previous (Meta)
Yeah, well... I can actually leave my house, get actual attractive women while you sit on your couch making out with burgers and icecream.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,653

@previous (D)
How often do they escape after you get them?

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,657

@790,630 (D)
you're paying $20 for a bowl of lettuce while I'm drinking Franzia while I eat whatever I want to eat

you're a total buttplug life loser whom no one will ever respect ?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,658

@previous (Meta)
You are McObese.

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,660

@previous (H)
I could beat any of you NEET fags in a decathlon.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,699

@790,657 (Meta)
Ever heard of a garden, fatty?
@790,653 (G)
Ask your mom.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,702

@790,589 (B)
It will soon be illegal to tell people to commit suicide online. Thanks, thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,766

@previous (I)
Proof that I told him to commit suicide?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #790,799

@790,619 (E)
I stopped being vegan when I started taking medication that made me vomit everything I ate so it no longer made sense to limit my food choices thanks

@790,610 (D)
Sounds good n healthy. I don't think I could do it. Sometimes you just want something nice n hot on a cold day. I think when my friend finishes work we r gonna get eggs Benedict and then drink a mini keg on the mountain

Minichan