Topic: People that poop and get a boner because pooping feels like anal

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,000

then their dicks get wet because of toilet water...

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #790,411

why would the boner go into the toilet

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #790,413

@previous (B)
You have a small boner so you wouldn't understand

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,414

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,420

@790,413 (A)
no I squat when I poop so i don't understand

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,427

@previous (B)
Don't squat and get orgasmic when you poop and you'll understand.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,429

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,433

@790,427 (A)

> Don't squat and get orgasmic when you poop and you'll understand.

I really hate pooping I think I'll have a difficult time achieving arousal

Mord0r !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,436

You hate pooping, that is how it goes.

Mord0r !s162tgTYpY double-posted this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,438

@790,433 (B)

The all nihilist too, GIVE me your whole orgasm.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,440

@790,433 (B)
You hate pooping? That's blasphemy.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,443

@790,436 (Mord0r !n9PP8q5SP.)

> You hate pooping, that is how it goes.

@previous (A)

> You hate pooping? That's blasphemy.

it's a huge pain in the ass

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,444

@previous (B)

you mean, aer you a huge pain in the ass, relax

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,445

@previous (C)
relax

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,446

@previous (B)

> relax

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,463

I would not miss pooping if we figured out how to avoid it..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,468

@previous (D)
Is it because it gives you a boner, causing your dick to get wet with toilet water? That's the only reason I can understand you not enjoying a nice plop.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,470

@previous (A)
Poops feel ok...but sometimes they are really stinky and you have to wipe like twenty seven times before it's ok..

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,472

two rancid gay dogs shitting in the forum

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,477

@790,470 (D)

> Poops feel ok...but sometimes they are really stinky

This has a lot to do with your diet.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,479

@previous (A)

> This has a lot to do with your diet.

FYI: McCockN'Ballz

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 55 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,480

@790,477 (A)

> > Poops feel ok...but sometimes they are really stinky
>
> This has a lot to do with your diet.

I do not have a fancy personal chef..

oh well..

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,481

I hate McDonalds

Anonymous C double-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,486

YOur not not well in ur head ..

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,545

@790,481 (C)
Is that that hipster place in London?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 53 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,548

I blame Mordor for this

%//% joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,549

wut

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