Topic: I would like to break into Matt's apartment
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,981
Take that fucking oyster knife and cut that faggy Saddleback man purse to ribbons, kick the piles of books off his desk and take his Oxford Latin Dictionary and scribble all over it with a Sharpie using the oyster knife to cut some of the pages out and throw them out the window like confetti.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #790,219
How childish.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,221
@previous (B)
I'd also like to take a shit on his couch and carve a big penis into the MacBook screen with the aforementioned oyster knife.
I'd also like to take a shit on his couch and carve a big penis into the MacBook screen with the aforementioned oyster knife.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #790,232
@previous (A)
To be fair when you're poor it takes a while to accumulate upper middle class impulse buys. I bought someone a set of saddleback coasters and they have never left their leather holding case.
They're nice fucking coasters. The next time I'm over I'm taking them back.
To be fair when you're poor it takes a while to accumulate upper middle class impulse buys. I bought someone a set of saddleback coasters and they have never left their leather holding case.
They're nice fucking coasters. The next time I'm over I'm taking them back.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,271
@previous (C)
When you're poor, middle class shit becomes fantastic treasure that you don't want to ruin through everyday use
When you're poor, middle class shit becomes fantastic treasure that you don't want to ruin through everyday use
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,295
Don't forget @OP, you're more than likely to find posters and pictures of syntax, and TG taped all over his bedroom wall.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,308
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,397
Mcholes matt up.