Topic: I was just trying to prove to my wife that that tentacle porn existed.
Kurt Eichenwald started this discussion 9 years ago #62,971
That's why I had a hentai tab open.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #790,078
> Drudge report
lol
lol
Kurt Eichenwald (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,079
@previous (B)
I mean my kids and I were trying to convince my wife that tentacle porn exists. But I couldn't find any so I ended up with this. My reads my Twitter feed, so they know this is true.
I mean my kids and I were trying to convince my wife that tentacle porn exists. But I couldn't find any so I ended up with this. My reads my Twitter feed, so they know this is true.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,083
@previous (Kurt Eichenwald)
Yeah I found that hilarious. Though for the record his kids are adults. I get why he can't say "I like weird hentai and it's my right as an American to jerk off to Chinese cartoons" but it's funny regardless.
Yeah I found that hilarious. Though for the record his kids are adults. I get why he can't say "I like weird hentai and it's my right as an American to jerk off to Chinese cartoons" but it's funny regardless.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,089
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah I mean like he could have just said "welp, you caught me jerking off to cartoons like every other man with an internet connection" but instead this bizarre story about trying to convince his wife.
It's like when you read those medical reports of accidental penis injury and it's like "the patient said he was vacuuming the house nude when he tripped and fell and his penis accidentally entered the vacuum cleaner".
Yeah I mean like he could have just said "welp, you caught me jerking off to cartoons like every other man with an internet connection" but instead this bizarre story about trying to convince his wife.
It's like when you read those medical reports of accidental penis injury and it's like "the patient said he was vacuuming the house nude when he tripped and fell and his penis accidentally entered the vacuum cleaner".
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #790,092
@previous (A)
Yeah. "I bent over to pick up the carrot and gosh darn it if I didn't slip and fall head over heels butt first onto it. I tried to get it out but golly gee wilikers it sure was hard to reach up my butt. And that's why I have produce up my rear."
Just admit you like sticking things up your butt god.
Yeah. "I bent over to pick up the carrot and gosh darn it if I didn't slip and fall head over heels butt first onto it. I tried to get it out but golly gee wilikers it sure was hard to reach up my butt. And that's why I have produce up my rear."
Just admit you like sticking things up your butt god.
Mord0r !n9PP8q5SP. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #790,399
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