Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#789,981
DO NOT VOTE CONSERVATIVE, YOU MORAE!
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,983
After lengthy consideration I have, with some reluctance, voted Tory.
The way I see it, the most dangerous feasible outcome here is the Tories with a small majority. As I understand, a big reason that May called this election was t get a big majority, so that Brexit negotiations couldn't be unbalanced by a hard Brexiteer Tory rebellion.
I was seriously considering going Labour, as Corbyn did a lot to assuage my doubts about him in his TV appearances. He seemed to demonstrate that he was willing to put aside some of his own views to lead Labour, and that he wasn't going to do anything rash defence-wise. But still, the polls are pretty strongly suggesting a Tory win, so one more Labour MP wouldn't help.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 56 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,984
@789,981 (B)
Whoops. I wish I had seen this before I went out!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,987
> After lengthy consideration I have, with some reluctance, voted Tory. > > The way I see it, the most dangerous feasible outcome here is the Tories with a small majority. As I understand, a big reason that May called this election was t get a big majority, so that Brexit negotiations couldn't be unbalanced by a hard Brexiteer Tory rebellion. > > I was seriously considering going Labour, as Corbyn did a lot to assuage my doubts about him in his TV appearances. He seemed to demonstrate that he was willing to put aside some of his own views to lead Labour, and that he wasn't going to do anything rash defence-wise. But still, the polls are pretty strongly suggesting a Tory win, so one more Labour MP wouldn't help.
ok
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,989
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#789,999
I voted Labour. Under Tory government, my home council and thousands of other Northern councils have had their funding slashed to dangerous levels. Tories hate the North.
I would have voted Yorkshire First if they were standing in my area.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,000
@789,983 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I really hope you're joking. @OP
I voted Liberal Democrat.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,001
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Nope. I weighed the possibilities, and concluded it was the most practical course of action. If I'd voted purely on ideals I would've gone Lib Dem for sure, but sadly they aren't going to be able to win and implement their second referendum plan.
That said, I won't mind if a surprise Labour government gets in. As I said, I'm less sceptical of Corbyn that before.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,002
What is it exactly about conservative that made you decide they should lead the country?
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,003
@previous (E)
As I explained, Ash, I felt the two likeliest outcomes were a strong Tory majority or a weak Tory majority. As a weak majority would be more vulnerable to Brexit negotiations being held hostage by hard Brexit Tories, I decided to vote against that.
As I said, I did so with reluctance. The Conservatives banning the production of certain types of pornography disgusts me. And I do not really trust them to help the NHS, all the more so knowing that the department that my mother works in is being shut down (although she will be given a new job within the NHS).
Seeing two possible outcomes, I went with the one that offered a better chance for a better Brexit (such as it is).
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,004
@790,001 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
If you disliked the Tories and like Labour, why did you vote Tory?
Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,006
@790,003 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Sounds like the Tory brainwashing propaganda finally got to Killer Lettuce, everyone. It is a sad day. Unless Svet has finally cracked Killer Lettuce's tripcode.
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,007
Fair enough but it seems to me you've made a Faustian bargain.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,033
UKIP. Thanks
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,040
Anyone who voted labour is a halfwit who got bribed by corbyn
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,095
@790,003 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Strategic voting is evil. Thanks.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,105
Holy fuck. Exit poll predicts a hung Parliament. Has Tories getting just 314 seats, and Labour getting to 266.
If that exit poll isn't very wrong, this... Could get very interesting.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,108
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I have a meeting to go to for couple of hours and you guys better have results by the time I get back.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,120
I have a horrid feeling we're about to get cucked
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,136
Parliament is going to be just like Mark's penis, hung.
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,137
@790,105 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
So Brexit is cancelled?
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,138
@previous (Meta)
It looks like it. This may have been part of the Tories plot along though. To pretend they're behind Brexit and then delay it. Bojo may become PM and the Farage will be returning. There may be a minority government and there will probably be another general election before the emd of the year.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,139
Negotiations might be delayed though. All the parties have been talking tough on not doing any deals to form a government. So if the exit poll bears out, getting a coherent government out of this could be tough.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,140
You know what's weird though? I prayed for this. I literally prayed for this. Brexit, Trump and now a hung parliament I prayed for and it's all happened.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,142
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Please stop using your magical powers to cause political instability. Thanks.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,143
@790,139 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
If more people had voted like you the Conservatives would have retained a clear majority. I understand your thought process, but it seems like you over rationalized your vote to the point of inanity.
Poor KL.
edit: get cucked LOL!!
(Edited 51 seconds later.)
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,144
@790,139 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx) @790,138 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
That's excellent! Brexit could become like the Middle East peace process. Everyone nominally working towards it but in reality it never goes anywhere.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,145
@790,142 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
If you ever want to know what the results of an election/referendum are, just asked what I prayed for. @previous (Meta)
This is what I wanted all along. I am betraying Brexit. If we had remained in the EU, the Tories would still be in power. I voted for Brexit hoping it would force an early general election. If we can get another coalition, we may be able to soften the Brexit. This is a high gamble.
Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,148
Wow. This is absolutely crazy. Probably will be a hung parliament. Minority government. Theresa May will probably step down, power struggle. Bojo may be Tory leader and take on Brexit talks. Another general election by the end of the year. Trump decides to nuke the USA and then us. We all die and find peace from this insanity in death.
Anonymous M replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,218
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Green is right again!!
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,242
A Question - I look at the numbers and then look at SNP Scots national party who wants to free Scotland from the Jaws of Brits. They currently hold enough votes to help out Conservatives - Wood the Cons strike a deal with SNP?
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,250
@790,140 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Maybe you should prey for a job since all your prays are coming true.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 35 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,251
Well fuck. What a bollocks-up.
I would've been cautiously optimistic about either an outright Tory or Labour win, but this is just more uncertainty and instability. Can you imagine how this is going to hinder Brexit negotiations, on which the clock is still ticking?
I can understand why May was confident, the polls and the local elections made this seem like an easy Tory win. But dear god did that not pan out.
@790,242 (Syntax)
Absolutely not. The Tories were using the prospect of an SNP-Labour coalition to scare voters.
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#790,253
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
642 of 650 seats declared at 9 Jun 06.51 BST AND 326 seats needed for control
Cons 309 (-13)
Lab 260 (+31)
LD 12 (+4)
SNP 34 (-19)
So if I C this correctly YOU Guys end up in Major Constipation Mode. Ya all call this Hung
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Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,266
Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,287
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
How is this happening so quickly?? Our election was in March and they still don't really know what the coalition is going to look like. We did have a very shattered election result though.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,291
@previous (I)
No reason it can't. The Conservatives didn't need many more seats to form a majority, so doing so was as simple as talking to the DUP, which is politically close to them.
It's not like in Dutch politics, where several parties will need to work out a mutually agreed deal. Here in the UK, coalition situations can usually be resolved by two parties quickly making a deal to get a majority.
I'm glad it's been dealt with quickly, too. That Brexit deal countdown isn't getting any longer.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,294
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's still amazing that it's happening before the definite results are even in though. Do both parties provide ministers?
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,296
In the last coilition, David Cameron took the post of Prime Minister whilst Nick Clegg took the post of Deputy Prime Minister.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,298
@790,294 (I)
Sometimes. In the 2010 coalition, the Conservatives and Lib Dems both got to appoint ministers to the cabinet.
What can also happen is a minority government. This is when just one party appoints ministers, but has made a deal with another party to vote alongside them so they can pass laws and such, usually in exchange for something the smaller party wants. This is rumoured to be what's happening now with the DUP.
Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,300
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yeah that's what we had with the pvv a few years ago
Anonymous I double-posted this 9 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,301
@previous (I)
But also in a coalition here every party will give a minister
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,342
i voted tory. labour is faggotry
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,348
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,349
Decouple Northern Ireland from the rest of the UK.
Decouple Scotland from the UK.
Decouple the Rock of Gibraltar from the UK.
Decouple the Falklands from the UK.
Beg Eu to forgive the dumb as fuck Brexit & Kiss and make up.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,383
@previous (O)
Hi Syntax.
Labour have taken Kensington in third recount.
Mord0r !n9PP8q5SP. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,403
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,500
y'all are fucked either way..
we knew that over two hundred years ago and got the hell out and started a legit country..
squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,515
question, can someone explain this thing as if you were going over the plot points of a hollywood movie? thanks.
squeegee double-posted this 9 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,516
see, you can do that with the trump thing
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,530
Okay, so it's like the point of a movie where the bad guys are very powerful and utterly confident of crushing the good guys. There's a main bad guy who seems unstoppable, and a good guy that the audience is unsure of. He seems idealistic but his chances of success are played down.
But then the good guy and his allies make an attack, and succeed. They don't outright defeat the bad guys, but they strike a very serious blow. The main bad guy is left shaken by the unexpected success of the good guys, and faces scepticism from their own forces.
I know some of my fellow Brits might not like me saying the Tories are the bad guys, but I assure you it was purely to put things into movie-like terms.
%//% joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#790,531
lol@dat
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#790,534
every election is now accompanied by the sound effect *splat*
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#790,571
> every election is now accompanied by the sound effect *splat*
at what point
squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#790,629
@790,530 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
hmm, sounds like a one season netflicks series more than a hollywood movie. where's the allegations of treason? the obstructions of justice? any why don't you have a famous celebrity that viewers look to loathe as much as they look to like? i'm glad y'all are enjoying your politics shows, but if you want to capture an american audience you really need to spice it up, we don't like subtlety. we like robots though. make one of them a robot and i think we have ourselves something american audiences can really get behind.
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#790,631
> Hi Syntax. > Labour have taken Kensington in third recount.
I suppose the Falklands gave me away eh.
So it looks like Brexit may just drift away and b as if the vote never took place IF what I have read - watched analysis on TV and heard on PBS from UK sources (Mostly business people)
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#790,635
@previous (Syntax)
Mostly business people? Are they really satellite spys like you though?
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#790,638
@previous (U)
More specifically multiple NPR outlets host a non NPR business program hosted by a competing network. Even today on the way to a Greek Festival I listened to more analysis by Shocked Brit business analysts So far of the many interviewed not one sees a positive outcome for UK
Is there a positive spin on UK Election results? = Submitted that to Google and came up ZILCH NADA BUCKUS
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#790,646
Uh, so guys... The more I hear about the DUP, the less I like them. They're hardcore Christians, with all the anti-gay, anti-science and anti-abortion attitudes that entails. It's like having US Republicans playing a central part in our government, which scares me.
I'm not too worried, at the moment. Theresa May has reassured people that the Tories aren't going to do anything like take away gay marriage. And even then, a big enough Tory rebellion combined with Labour, SNP and Lib Dem votes should shut down anything too crazy. Even so, I'm worried over how these guys are pivtotal players now.
@790,629 (squeegee)
It's comforting for me that your country's government is going through as dire straits as the government in my country. And I don't mean that as an insult, it's just nice to know that there's people out there going through something similar.
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Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#790,750
I would like to reveal some exclusive bonus, behind the scenes info for this topic.
Originally, I was going to post this image if the result was Mayjority. However, the actual results precluded this.
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#790,756