Topic: McCare™ rolls out for fatties

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,957

Had another McStroke, McHeart-attack, or just got McDiabetes? Well, McCare™ has you covered! Pick up your application for McCare™ at your local McDonald's™.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later[^] [v] #789,960

@Meta

Yes, we'll deliver your application via McDrone.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #789,966

@previous (A)
That way he does not have to get out of McBed.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,020

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,031

Sup, Anon b and c?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #790,072

@previous (F)
McBump for McCare™.

Minichan