Topic: Le couteau à huitres est arrivé!
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,933
squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #789,732
psh, how the hell are you going to kill oysters with that? you could have saved a bunch of money and gotten a rock.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #789,733
@previous (squeegee)
Kill?
squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #789,734
@previous (A)
hey, check out this oyster gun i ordered. i'll really be able to kill me some oysters with this. best 60 dollars i ever spent.
squeegee double-posted this 9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #789,735
@previous (squeegee)
you can't see it, but the grip is like 8 inches long.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #789,736
squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #789,737
@previous (A)
have you shanked any oysters with it yet?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #789,738
@previous (squeegee)
No, but soon.
squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #789,744
@previous (A)
you should post pics, people here love gore
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #789,777
i want oysters now
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #789,842

my mind loves oysters
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #790,059
@OP
In England that knife would be an illegal deadly weapon.
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