Topic: My oyster knife arrives tomorrow, fora!!!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,913

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000DJYFL/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #789,514

60 dollars wtf

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #789,515

@previous (B)
The highest quality. Thanks.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #789,516

This fucking pleb shucks his own oysters ?

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #789,517

@789,515 (C)

Well, if it's good enough for an oyster party then how can I criticise?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #789,518

"The crafty otter dives down, picks up a flat rock and an oyster. He then returns to the surface and, floating belly up, then proceeds to break the oyster open and slurps it gleefully."

This I have observed with jealously

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #789,523

@789,516 (Meta)
All true Gastronomists do. Thanks.

Anonymous C double-posted this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #789,524

@789,517 (B)
*lemon party

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #789,532

@789,523 (C)
He doesn't even have a butler ??????????

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #789,533

But what if the oysters come at you with guns

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #789,535

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Then I am shelled.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #789,539

nice

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #789,540

@previous (G)
Thanks

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #789,637

relax, won't you smile at your oyster knife

Minichan