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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#789,438
The non robot versions currently made by real doll break super easily. Added electronics and mechanics will just keep FedX more busy.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 51 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,439
No one will be able to call me a nerdy ass virgin ever again without me proving them wrong. To answer your question, quite excited.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,440
@previous (C)
Nah, you're still a nerdy ass virgin, but you'll be this because you still never stuck it to a real woman. Enjoy your artificial sex, robot-fucker.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,442
How excited can you get about a slightly advanced fleshlight?
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,443
This is a good read albeit its a long article - Company that wanted me to consult for them not that many years ago continues to want to be more techno.
I remember when Howard Stern tried one out (non robotic) and gave it a great review - His wife filed for divorce a few days later.
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,452
@789,440 (A)
If a robot isn't close enough, I don't know what is... besides a dog but I'm not going that route.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,455
@789,443 (Syntax)
I think Howard will be ok though..
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#789,457
@previous (E)
Of course Howard ended up marrying a gal who has a lot of silicon inside her.