Topic: Matt's rock-hard, sclerotic, black, fatty, withering, necrotic wife
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,859
For God's sake, Matt, go see a divorce lawyer!!
inb4 10 myle Gloria Allred
inb4 10 myle Gloria Allred
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 48 minutes later[^] [v] #789,079
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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #789,117
When Yankees catcher Yogi Berra was told that a Jew had become Lord Mayor of Dublin, he replied famously, "Only in America."