Topic: How does one autofallicio?
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,758
I never could figure out how to do it.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #788,323
Turn on your car and stick your peni in the exhaust pipe.
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #788,324
Just get someone to suck your dick for you.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #788,325
1. Spell fellatio correctly.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #788,326
I believe it's the same way one autofellatios.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #788,327
@788,324 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
> Just get someone to suck your dick for you.
is your catdraadetector working
> Just get someone to suck your dick for you.
is your catdraadetector working
Anonymous F double-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #788,328
lmao. should have stuck with "selfsuck yourself off"
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #788,329
@previous (F)
Well you can't really selfsuck someone else. The "yourself" is kind of contained in the word.
Should've been something like "how do you suck your own dick?"
Well you can't really selfsuck someone else. The "yourself" is kind of contained in the word.
Should've been something like "how do you suck your own dick?"
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Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #788,332
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Well you can't really selfsuck someone else. The "yourself" is kind of contained in the word.
>
> Should've been something like "how do you suck your own dick?"
Green, can you really self-suck yourself off?
> Well you can't really selfsuck someone else. The "yourself" is kind of contained in the word.
>
> Should've been something like "how do you suck your own dick?"
Green, can you really self-suck yourself off?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #788,335
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #788,338
would you marry yourselfbrie !kGoudaMCFA replied with this 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,340
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,375
So...all this time no one has figure out greens self suck pic was made using a rubber dildo.
Sorry, I couldn't keep from telling it any longer.
Sorry, I couldn't keep from telling it any longer.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,386
@previous (H)
Do u think I had anything to do with such photos? Also its been Matt for years who has requested photoshoops - I could have and for sure could have paid to have such done but NOT Once have.
99% of pics you see are posted by someone else - NOT Saying I haven't just saying based on how/where they appear on net NOT BY ME cept of course 1 or less % of time.
And consider this - I was the one who asked for the divorce - which took Gloria Alred almost 4 years to digest so its not exactly like I give all that much fuk to net flames n insults about if you get my drift.
> I don't have nutcases on the internet posting pictures of my dead loved ones
Probably NOT - But you and I are not exactly on the Christian prayer peoples 4ums are we. Around chans its N word this and N hate word that and Jew this n Jew that and all the drugs and Green goes drunk and Chan helps aid and abets him going more drunk for lulz year after year
You and I Sir or Madam (almost total sausage fest becky n r04r have going here n TC the same and SC is total only for Bobby6socks for Matts Scat sex fetish
Geeeesh person ANON H - U wrote eloquently I think all in all you get Kudos for all of that but how about U step back look in mirror and ask self - Green spears shit on his walls and MC says more more and then Green sucks self and MC says Green give us more - and wot the fuck did you do about all that?
You helped him continue that kinda shit and dare just dare to rite eloquently about games people play who are not Green (yo green sorry I use you as analogy but hey i could have come up with how Brie here was mistreated while going bat shit crazy b4 he got help and the list goes on n on n on n on -
I will never be as eloquent as you - not without my paid editors who do turn me in2 a work of printed art - but I was not born in a Pumpkin patch either so dooooon't you be so eloquent without also pointing finger at yourself as you look in mirror of your days on Chans
Do u think I had anything to do with such photos? Also its been Matt for years who has requested photoshoops - I could have and for sure could have paid to have such done but NOT Once have.
99% of pics you see are posted by someone else - NOT Saying I haven't just saying based on how/where they appear on net NOT BY ME cept of course 1 or less % of time.
And consider this - I was the one who asked for the divorce - which took Gloria Alred almost 4 years to digest so its not exactly like I give all that much fuk to net flames n insults about if you get my drift.
> I don't have nutcases on the internet posting pictures of my dead loved ones
Probably NOT - But you and I are not exactly on the Christian prayer peoples 4ums are we. Around chans its N word this and N hate word that and Jew this n Jew that and all the drugs and Green goes drunk and Chan helps aid and abets him going more drunk for lulz year after year
You and I Sir or Madam (almost total sausage fest becky n r04r have going here n TC the same and SC is total only for Bobby6socks for Matts Scat sex fetish
Geeeesh person ANON H - U wrote eloquently I think all in all you get Kudos for all of that but how about U step back look in mirror and ask self - Green spears shit on his walls and MC says more more and then Green sucks self and MC says Green give us more - and wot the fuck did you do about all that?
You helped him continue that kinda shit and dare just dare to rite eloquently about games people play who are not Green (yo green sorry I use you as analogy but hey i could have come up with how Brie here was mistreated while going bat shit crazy b4 he got help and the list goes on n on n on n on -
I will never be as eloquent as you - not without my paid editors who do turn me in2 a work of printed art - but I was not born in a Pumpkin patch either so dooooon't you be so eloquent without also pointing finger at yourself as you look in mirror of your days on Chans
Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,387
@previous (Syntax)CopyPasta which may or may not contain any content from Thee Thy or eye
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The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,388
The verb is autofellatiate.
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #788,550
Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #788,613
Men that have deeply autofalloaciated themselves satisfactorily.