Topic: Some of the weirdest and worst posts from /r/sex
Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ started this discussion 9 years ago#62,735
[Same Room Sex] [24/M] Is it odd to be sexually curious what my male friend looks like naked when we have sex with our girlfriends in the same hotel room?
Me and one of my best friends are planning to have sex with our girlfriends in the same hotel room next weekend.
Would it be odd to take a look at his penis and balls and his barefeet? Because I've never seen those body parts before and I am wondering what he looks like naked and barefoot.
[Kink] Ever since I was a girl I've had a weird thing for overalls. Why?
I've loved overalls since I was a girl, and I have been wearing them ever since. A secret that I have is that I always loved the idea of morphing in overalls. What I mean by that is I've always wanted to get shrunken, put on the Haunted Mask from Goosebumps, have my head morphed like in those Gushers commercials, and so on while wearing overalls. Why do I have this obsession and what does it mean?
My girlfriend wants me to lightly choke her during PIV. It really turns her on, but does absolutely nothing for me. She stopped asking for it when I expressed my hesitation, and one time she said "choke me" during sex and I lost my wood. I want to do this for her, but the idea makes me very uncomfortable. I have so many questions.. When is the right time to start choking her, how long do I do it, when do I stop? Can I learn to enjoy it too? How do I get over the discomfort of the whole thing?
Response:
> You don't actually choke her windpipe. You squeeze the sides of her neck. She gets turned on at the feeling of being completely helpless while you enjoy her naked body for your own sexual satisfaction. It's kind of self esteem boost for her. (Don't try to figure it out beyond that!)
My boyfriend gets [turned on] when I start [crying]?
I've been a bit of an emotional roller coaster lately for different reasons. And I've noticed that every time I end up in tears, my boyfriend ends up turned on and wanting sex right away. I was questioning it the 3rd time I noticed he got turned on while I was upset but then it happened a 4th time. It also kind of makes me wonder if he's going to start provoking me just to get me to cry because of this. I'm not sure what to think of it. I was thinking to myself maybe he's doing this in a way to comfort me and make me feel better aside from just cuddling me..I don't know. Is this normal?
Responses:
> This is so normal, that Japan and some Chinese porn companies are constantly criticized for basically only ever having crying women in their porn.
> It's weird, high emotions lead to boners. I think it's hormones. You're BF is normal.
[confused]wife just told me she was drugged and gang raped by a frat in college and it turned me on
[...]She was very upset as she was telling me this and I thanked her for telling me but there is a big part of me that is incredibly turned on by this whole thing. I want to know more of what happened and I can't stop imagining it.[...]This morning she made it a point to tell me that she doesn't want to stop watching those porns either. Is it possible that she is turned on by this too?
Response: It is possible that your wife is turned on by this. Actually I would say that from the sounds of it it is more than possible and seems to be the case that she is turned on by it. That happens with these kinds of things sometimes.
Girlfriend went a little too far with choking lastnight and told me today that she enjoys seeing me in real pain [sadism]
My girlfriend was riding me and I told her to choke me. At first it was normal and awesome, then she took her thumbnails and started digging them into my throat. Like into my Adams apple. I started to gasp and react because it was painful and she hit me in the face. She immediately stopped, caught herself and apologized.
She ended up just going down on me and then cuddling up to go to sleep.
Today I asked her what was up and why she did that out of nowhere and she started crying and told me she gets off on seeing me in real pain because of how vulnerable I am.
I asked her if she's always had this kink and she said she hasn't and it's only with me.
I should probably break up and stay away from her, right?
Top-rated response, 52 upvotes:
It depends how much you like it. She stopped when you asked her to and she was honest with you about it. Those traits aren't always easy to find in a partner
-18 points, a response to the above::I was nearly shot at gunpoint during a robbery, when I'd asked for my life to be spared and that I have a wife and children the assailant lowered his weapon. Such qualities in criminals are hard to come by.
22 upvotes:
I think that'd be an overreaction to do without talking this over first.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#788,104
only 90s kids will want to be turned into this goosebumps fruit snacks overalls monster
Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#788,124
Sex with a deaf girl. Is it safe for them? What should you expect?
My friend Sam has been deaf all her life. Being deaf never helped her make many friends or meet anyone. These days I'm basically her only friend. Recently she really wanted to tell me something (sadly I never picked up sign language to communicate) and started putting a finger through two others that made a hole. I knew she meant sex until she started pointing between me and her and started blushing. Apparently she's been wanting it, but being deaf made it harder and she didn't know who to trust. While awkward, Same wants to experience it with someone she trusts. I'm willing since she is, but I don't know what to expect from a deaf girl. Plus I'm worried because I don't want to hurt her. Is this a bad idea? If not, then what is having sex with a deaf girl like? I will turn her down if any harm comes from us engaging with each other.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#798,989
@previous (Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ)
Don't try and fuck her in the earhole.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#799,004
Sex with a deaf girl. Is it safe for them? What should you expect?
> My friend Sam has been deaf all her life. Being deaf never helped her make many friends or meet anyone. These days I'm basically her only friend. Recently she really wanted to tell me something (sadly I never picked up sign language to communicate) and started putting a finger through two others that made a hole. I knew she meant sex until she started pointing between me and her and started blushing. Apparently she's been wanting it, but being deaf made it harder and she didn't know who to trust. While awkward, Same wants to experience it with someone she trusts. I'm willing since she is, but I don't know what to expect from a deaf girl. Plus I'm worried because I don't want to hurt her. Is this a bad idea? If not, then what is having sex with a deaf girl like? I will turn her down if any harm comes from us engaging with each other.
good Lord. poor girl
Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#799,048
Recently she really wanted to tell me something (sadly I never picked up sign language to communicate) and started putting a finger through two others that made a hole.
Sheila LaBeouf replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#799,127
@previous (Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ)
he's her only friend for Pete's sake
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#799,272
@799,048 (Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ)
That's a pretty hot come on.