Topic: How likely is a zombie apocalypse?
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,718
I mean, shit, how is that even possible when death is the final blow? Nobody has risen from the dead, except for Jesus, so how could zombies actually exist?
Why do people actually consider this as a strong possibility? Is it too much media? What the fuck?
Why do people actually consider this as a strong possibility? Is it too much media? What the fuck?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #788,013
They are coming eventually.
Z !!CQHwQtG/0 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #788,016
We're all going to die, but not from zombies. Sorry. :(
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #788,021
it's really far-fetched
also, the Jeff Goldblum The Fly transporter didn't make sense because if the machine uses DNA to figure out what is being transported and reassembles according to DNA, why didn't Jeff's DNA also get mixed with demodex mites, bacteria, fungi and whatnot that are everywhere?
also, the Jeff Goldblum The Fly transporter didn't make sense because if the machine uses DNA to figure out what is being transported and reassembles according to DNA, why didn't Jeff's DNA also get mixed with demodex mites, bacteria, fungi and whatnot that are everywhere?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #788,022
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)Jeff Goldblum wound up in the pod with a single fly, but that was enough to confuse the machine, because it was only expecting Goldblum. Having to deal with two life forms instead of one, the system combined them, creating the horrifying human/fly monster.
I am going to ignore the minor design issue of the transporter trying to separate him not just from the fly, but from around 90 trillion other organisms. Just be assured all of Jeffs and the Fly's bacteria virus's fungi all were safely combined.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,033
they should do a remake where all that comes out the other end is a fly but it gradually takes on Goldblum features until it becomes a horrible Goldblumy fly
Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,035
@OP
> Why do people actually consider this as a strong possibility?
Who considers this a strong possibility?
> Why do people actually consider this as a strong possibility?
Who considers this a strong possibility?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,053
Biologically impossible and even if it did happen it would be easily dealt with
Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,066
@OP
> Why do people actually consider this as a strong possibility? Is it too much media? What the fuck?
> Why do people actually consider this as a strong possibility? Is it too much media? What the fuck?
Who considers this a strong possibility???
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,130
@previous (Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ)
> > Why do people actually consider this as a strong possibility? Is it too much media? What the fuck?
>
>
yes I'd like an example
> > Why do people actually consider this as a strong possibility? Is it too much media? What the fuck?
>
>
Who considers this a strong possibility???
yes I'd like an example
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,158
@previous (H)
@previous (H)
> > > Why do people actually consider this as a strong possibility? Is it too much media? What the fuck?
> >
> >
>
> yes I'd like an example
https://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/
@previous (H)
> > > Why do people actually consider this as a strong possibility? Is it too much media? What the fuck?
> >
> >
Who considers this a strong possibility???
>
> yes I'd like an example
https://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,183
@OP
Jesus brought a couple of dead peeps back to life...also..
The more you know..
Jesus brought a couple of dead peeps back to life...also..
The more you know..
(Edited 11 seconds later.)
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #788,230
Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #788,274
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #788,276
These fuckin stories never have the survivors stricken with cholera do they.
No fuckin sewage treatment anymore, you get cholera
No fuckin sewage treatment anymore, you get cholera
squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #788,279
@788,158 (I)
the fuck kinda zombie preparedness kit doesn't include a bunch of fucking guns and molotov cocktails? the shit is this fuck?
the fuck kinda zombie preparedness kit doesn't include a bunch of fucking guns and molotov cocktails? the shit is this fuck?