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Topic: Bumping into my ex and her new boyfriend. How to deal with it?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,261

Hey! I'm some random 25 year old guy who just found this site. My ex dumped me a month ago, so how do I act if I bump into them?

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #108,419

Blast it with piss.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #108,425

@OP
u should first get checked for prader-Willi syndrome. If all clear then raep. First the boyfriend then your mother.

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #108,426

Get your revenge by fucking her new boyfriend.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #108,427

@previous (D)
He should also get checked for prader-willi syndrome.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #108,430

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I'm not fat >.<

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #108,431

@previous (A)
Well then I guess the clock just struck raep.

stal !nator.ccGk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #108,432

take her out to eat
then eat her out to take

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #108,433

@108,430 (A)
Could be that you're so fat that the fat is blocking your view of how fat you are.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #108,434

sup green?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #108,435

@previous (F)
sup stal?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,455

@previous (D)
sup :')

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,466

@previous (F)
Oh wait, stal already posted ITT. Disregard that.

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swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,486

Just be friendly and polite.

stal !nator.ccGk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,488

@108,466 (D)
@108,435 (D)
sup faggot

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,583

@108,425 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Aw cute, the faggot learned a new word.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,587

@108,488 (stal !nator.ccGk)
Come at me, kid.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,597

@108,583 (H)

> Aw cute, the faggot learned a new word.

I graduated from the Institute or Faggot Learning. You know, the one where your father would drink the cum of the entire faculty and student body. Also, on his own time he would make extra bucks by drinking the cum of the vagrants outside the Institute. In addition, he sold glossy photos of your dead grandmother's asshole being fisted. That computer you are typing on, anonymously to talk shit, was paid for by your father's love for his family and his love for drinking cum. You have nothing to be ashamed of young man. Carry on.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,605

Just try to ignore and carry on with what you were doing. No need to get IMO an awakward situation

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,608

@108,597 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

0/10

Who's mad?

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,610

Pleasantly say hello and walk away like a boss.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,611

@108,597 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Can I ask you a serious question?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,613

@108,608 (H)

> 0/10 meme
>
> Who's mad? Meme

Nice responses. Brb cutting another notch in my belt. Flawless victory.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,615

@108,611 (K)

> Can I ask you a serious question?

Finally someone who knows a quality response. Sure my anon friend, go ahead and ask me a serious question.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,647

@OP

> Hey! I'm some random 25 year old guy

I fucking hate British people, the welsh excluded.

h8 u green

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,662

@previous (L)
> hates British people
> likes inbred sheep-shaggers

Must be American.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,667

@previous (M)
limey bastard

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Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,670

@previous (L)
Yep, definately American.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,675

OP is Kimmo.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,682

@previous (N)
> kimmo
> ex-girlfriend

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,815

@108,670 (M)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #108,856

@108,605 (I)
Leo u forgot the part where The only sex THEY now have is with their retarded sister and that is because she is so retarded she cannot say no, as she is comatose.

> random 25 year old guy

Just be nice because Karma is a bitch otherwise

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Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #108,888

Say hello and politely walk away.
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