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Topic: If Matt is the 3rd greatest troll...

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 9 years ago #62,533

Whom is the 1st and 2nd?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #786,542

That dude who reminds him of the quality China had to offer him upon his first few weeks there. Tuberculous then cuisine based on Cats Dogs Rats and that special cheep oil food is cooked in. Oh and of course how the streets of China are designed as outdoor toilets without any privacy.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #786,543

@previous (B)
You know nothing about China, Syntax.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #786,544

Me. If you read my entire posting history, you'd say me too.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #786,546

Kimmo and moot

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #786,549

Becky and r04r!

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #786,551

@786,543 (C)
Syntax does no that a country that has to make fake rice and harvest oil from sewage and provides Tuberculous is not so much so good to be in

"China has an estimated 1 million new cases of tuberculosis every year"

Syntax will also remind Anon C that one does NOT have to live in a Sewage Plant to gain knowledge of the horrors such a place wood be.
However Syntax also realizes some people end up with crappy education so that China ends up as the last chance to make minimum wages.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #786,561

@previous (B)
shut the fuck up

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #786,597

Troll Hall of Fame:

1. Bert (guy's an absolute fucking genius)
2. TGComix
3. Matt Miller

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,600

@previous (H)
> 1. Bert (guy's an absolute fucking genius)

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,603

@previous (I)
He's got the whole of Tinychan thinking he's living under a bridge, all the while quoting from Dante and making references to Bukowski, which naturally those dumb fucks don't pick up on. So yeah, he's a genius to me. A troll, by my definition, is someone who gets a lot of people to waste their time obsessing over an internet persona which isn't real. Bert is the champion at that.

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,605

@previous (H)
Except I do have his real full name

Nor is he living under a bridge - Alley way is more better description

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,608

@previous (Syntax)
You don't, Syntax. Believe me, you don't.

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,611

@previous (H)
I don't wot?

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,617

@previous (Syntax)
Have his real full name.

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,620

@previous (H)
In order for him to get the money I sent him via Western Union - He had to provide proof of his full name using his DMV
Plus with his full name I did get verification it was his real name

Anyway my Ocean a Blue is calling me again for some more testing of the waters for Sharks

C ya

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,621

@previous (Syntax)
Nope, sorry to break it to you bud, but you received the name of the guy who took advantage of the fact you're a senile old fantasist and scammed you out of money. You do not have the full real name of a Bukowski-quoting guy who lives destitute under a bridge but nevertheless has full and constant internet access.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,640

@previous (H)
Bert has many impersonators. Everyone knows it's only the real bert half the time.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,643

#1 Syntax for getting Matt to stalk him for 20 years
#2 Meals for getting Matt kicked out of the Ph.D program

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,644

@previous (K)
Matt was not kicked out of any PhD program.

Anonymous K replied with this 9 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,645

@previous (C)
He sent gay porn to your professors.

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,650

@786,640 (J)

> Bert has many impersonators. Everyone knows it's only the real bert half the time.

It's never the "real bert" because there is no "real bert" bud, it's all just a trolling persona. Why does it frighten you to face this fact?

Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,651

@previous (H)
You are easily fooled by retards with excessive ellipses making jokes

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,658

@786,644 (C)
Yes you were Matt.

Don't deny it.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,679

@786,546 (E)
Moot fell out of the running when he started rolling over for that SJW stuff, unless... he was t-trolling? Omg.
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