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Topic: Witch Doctor: what were your most positive experiences

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,474

...whilst living and working in China? Serious question.

The Witch Doctor !2retS6S9gg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #786,048

Prancing about Kunming in a chinese dragon designed cape, soaked in contaminated sewage oil.

The Witch Doctor !qeK7ilt6gI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,049

The time I got tuberculosis and hepatitis b

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,061

Real Witch Doctor here. The food, the kind people, the beauty of the landscape, the excitement and bustle of the cities: just about everything was wonderful.

Big Daddy Donald !WoVtNPDc1o joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,063

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Remember when you claimed to have seen Syntax's ghost when you were hallucinating after eating sewer oil cuisine and got Consumption?

The Witch Doctor !s0/u8SqOaA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,064

@786,061 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
*the excrement and bustle of the cities

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,065

@786,063 (Big Daddy Donald !WoVtNPDc1o)
That never happened.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,066

@786,061 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Surprised you didn't mention your pregnant Chinese girlfriend. Have you forgotten about her already?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,067

@previous (G)
Again, never happened. Syntax confused two photos and make up a long nonsense story.

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,069

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
What do you mean it never happened, you yourself used to post about her. You said your Chinese girlfriend was pregnant. Are you now denying you ever wrote that?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,072

@previous (G)
I am not going to argue anymore about fantasy tales that a crazy old man invented. Good day.

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,074

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)

> I am not going to argue anymore about fantasy tales that a crazy old man invented.

You're not that old, but fair enough, thanks for admitting you invented it.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,076

@786,067 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Do you miss tuberculosis & eating Kunming sewage.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,085

@786,072 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
You just don't want to argue, because all of us remember your tales Matt.

Funny how everything you have done, or said, you pin the blame on Syntax. Why is that?

Im sure, somewhere in the long archives of the MC library, we can find your threads. But then of course, you'll deny that you were the OP of that thread or post.

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,095

^^ Triptych has many times posted screencapped evidence of the time he asked her for "open leg vulva" and he still denies having done it. Matt can only live with himself if he can quickly forget the things he does.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,105

@786,061 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
You'd recommend it for expatriate work, then? How much would a person need to get started out there?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,132

@786,085 (B)

> You just don't want to argue, because all of us remember your tales Matt.
>
> Funny how everything you have done, or said, you pin the blame on Syntax. Why is that?
>
> Im sure, somewhere in the long archives of the MC library, we can find your threads. But then of course, you'll deny that you were the OP of that thread or post.

@786,095 (G)

> ^^ Triptych has many times posted screencapped evidence of the time he asked her for "open leg vulva" and he still denies having done it. Matt can only live with himself if he can quickly forget the things he does.

I'm literally just asking the man to sing to me.

@786,072 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)

> I am not going to argue anymore about fantasy tales that a crazy old man invented. Good day.

sing dammit

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,134

@786,105 (A)
I highly recommend it. If you already have a job and a salary lined up, then take about $2,000 with you and you can easily survive for two or three months until your salary kicks in.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #786,136

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I think it's entirely unfair that no one mentions Trip asked you to show butthole..

she was NOT an innocent angel in that deal..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #786,178

@786,134 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Do you know whether it's cheaper to live outside the main cities?

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #786,182

@786,136 (J)

> I think it's entirely unfair that no one mentions Trip asked you to show butthole..
>
> she was NOT an innocent angel in that deal..

Those goddamn children leading on grown men eh?

Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #786,440

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #786,442

@786,178 (A)
Of course it is cheaper.

Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #786,444

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
But what do you think of this?

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