Topic: Who would win in a cage fight? Postmortem or George Costanza?
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,443
A naked, oiled up, pro wrestling cage fight
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Postmortem | 3 | 25% | |
| George Costanza | 7 | 58% | |
| TRIGGER WARNING "not sure" | 2 | 17% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later[^] [v] #785,812
I'm not going into too much deal for personal reasons, but I was held down and beaten by 3 individuals at a house party. I was head locked, punched 30-40 times in the ribs, face, back, etc.
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fight of the yearAnonymous E double-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,854
i feel like the costanza's low center of gravity would give him the opening advantage and that he could take down a nude postmortem pretty easily. his weight advantage might mean that he could keep postmortem down for a few deciding blows.
i think costanza wins
i think costanza wins
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #785,885
@785,834 (D)
Because I'm not going into too much deal for personal reasons, but I was held down and beaten by 3 individuals at a house party. I was head locked, punched 30-40 times in the ribs, face, back, etc.
Because I'm not going into too much deal for personal reasons, but I was held down and beaten by 3 individuals at a house party. I was head locked, punched 30-40 times in the ribs, face, back, etc.