Topic: my mom tried to get me a gift of a soap bar.
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago#62,221
i usually love soap and stuff but she got me this men's soap bar that's smells like the powder stuff that the staff at my elementary school would put on vomit stains after somebody threw up. she said it was expensive. do I put up with smelling like vomit for like a month or do I give it away
squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#783,539
put it out as guest hand soap whenever she comes over and don't use it yourself.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#783,542
OP
Your mom suspects you are still in the closet. She wants you to take that bar of soap to the gym at your school and when you shower...drop the soap and bend over to pick it up. If nothing happens report back to mom. If somethings happens do not tell mom.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#783,543
> OP > Your mom suspects you are still in the closet. She wants you to take that bar of soap to the gym at your school and when you shower...drop the soap and bend over to pick it up. If nothing happens report back to mom. If somethings happens do not tell mom.
wtf syntax this is bizarre even for you
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#783,544
@previous (A)
Ya I totally agree. I am about to do some serious work and I also have to ask a few people to find another place to work so my mind is not so much working so good.
Chalk up my reply as Jesus's fault.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#783,552
> Ya I totally agree. I am about to do some serious work and I also have to ask a few people to find another place to work so my mind is not so much working so good.
glad you're aware of it
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,570
@783,544 (Syntax)
I read that as "I'm going to spend the rest of the day watching basic cable alone in the dead-end hovel I rent".
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,576
is the soap shaped like a penis
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,634
A nice cedar soap?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,643
@783,544 (Syntax)
Feeling guilty for not helping Bert!!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,646
@783,634 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
no. it's unscented but has a weird, unpleasant odor. cedar and pine soaps are fine with/ me.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,647
i would just say i was saving it for a special day cause it's so expensive
until it's forgotten
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,648
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
i told her the truth
you hear that everybody
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,650
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,651
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
um fine lol
I'm just really bad at receiving gifts. if they're good they make me feel sad and undeserving and when they're bad I feel the same but also guilty. i explained that I associated the smell with vomit and like that's reasonable so yeah it was fine
i might try it once. maybe it will smell better on my body. but I think it's too manly. ill try to give it to a friend maybe
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,655
"Smells like my wedding night"
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,656
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,663
@783,651 (A)
totally reasonable
maybe shave off a bit and try the shaved-off bit instead of using the bar and then giving it to someone else after it's used?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,674
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
yeah. that's a really good idea. I wasn't planning on giving it to somebody... used
it's huge too lol
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,734
@previous (A)
man
i'm not really a fan of bars of soap
liquid with a scrubby thing. you feel so much cleaner with the scrubby thing! and then you don't have this weird slimy bar that absorbs hair
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#783,760
what do you do with the scrubby thing and it's colonies of wee organisms
squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 months later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#882,843