Topic: I cleaned my room because it was too messy to fap in.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,215

Wasn't even all that messy by minichan standards. Even though im just at my desk, it really makes me feel like a basement dweller if I'm fapping all alone AND my room is messy.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
I can fap in a messy room	10	67%
I like cleaning in a nice, clean environment	5	33%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #107,697

> I'm fapping all alone
you fap with other people lol?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #107,706

lol I can't drink without cleaning my room.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #107,710

@107,697 (B)
I do, sometimes.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #107,711

What does cleaning in a clean environment have to do with anything?

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,756

Go to someone else's room, then fap. Problem solved.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,810

Have you ever masturbated outside?

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,814

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
i have

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,815

@107,810 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

I did it at school once, but after it had ended and I was doing coursework alone.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,819

@107,814 (green)
Where were you?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,820

@107,815 (H)
Were you in the bathroom?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,824

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

No, I was in a classroom.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,826

@107,819 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
quiet canal

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,830

@previous (G)
Well, that's interesting.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,831

@107,824 (H)

Were you rewarded yourself for a job well done?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,837

@107,710 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
how does a female 'fap'?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,838

@previous (B)
It's not so much a "fap" as it is a "schlick" or just a rub.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,839

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
a shtick?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,840

@107,831 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

I felt pretty apathetic afterwards.

âœ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,885

@107,824 (H)

Lol I cracked one out in detention once, crazy lesbian bitch had me there for 2 hours and I sat their biding my time stroking safely hidden by my desk, when she went to the office I ran up and came in the bitches mug. Watching her down that cold tea made my week.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,890

@previous (âœ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig)
How was it?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,894

@107,885 (âœ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig)
I'm calling bullshit. If it were cold it wouldn't dissolve in the tea and it would've been obvious. If it were hot, the semen would goop up (like scrambled eggs) and wouldn't dissolve either... anyone who faps in the shower knows what I'm talking about

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,897

@107,837 (B)
I'm using the term "fap" as a broad definition of masturbation.

âœ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,923

@107,894 (B)
I didnt say it dissolved, you cannot just go wildly accusing your 14 year old pupils of cumming in your tea. Most people dont just instantly assume cum in their drink.
@107,890 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Have you ever wanked with hatred? it is exhilirating.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,926

who puts semen in other people's tea. honestly.

you were in detention for a reason.

âœ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,927

@previous (A)
No I put the semen in the tea because I was in detention without reason... you clearly have no understanding of the world.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,929

My friend got fired from a hostel he worked on and jizzed on the pillows of the two people he disliked most before leaving.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,935

@107,923 (âœ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig)
If it didn't dissolve (which it wouldn't) then it would be extremely obvious

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

âœ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig replied with this 15 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #111,069

@previous (B)
Are you talking from experience?

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