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Topic: Seriously God? I wouldn't have though that.

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,098

Lesbains? Your're against lesbains?? Seriously?? Fuck you God. I wanted to watch some really cool movies. Apparently, girls not loving the D is really evil. I'm apparently going straight to hell. Fuck you Jesus. I'm sorry you never got off on girl-on-girl porn.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #782,403

Jesus got off on his merry men.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #782,405

where did this "the D" thing start anyway

just say cock

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #782,407

Whatever. Paul was a homophobe. I get that now.

キャサリン? !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #782,413

Where in the bible does it say lesbians are forbidden?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,433

@previous (キャサリン? !TGirlYJKXM)

I don't know. Somewhere in the Pauline epistles. Right next to the part where he's condemning abortions and talking about hell.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,435

@previous (A)
Oh wait... The Bible doesn't actually do that.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,488

@782,413 (キャサリン? !TGirlYJKXM)

> Where in the bible does it say lesbians are forbidden?

Romans 1:18-32
God’s Wrath Against Sinful Humanity

18 The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.

21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles.

24 Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another.

25 They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.

26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones.

27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

28 Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done.

29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips,

30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents;

31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy.

32 Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve
of those who practice them.

tl;dr
Short version

Women who chow down on other women are doomed to ever lasting Whatever

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 47 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,493

@previous (B)
the Loard sounds like the dad who left home and is pissed off that the kids don't really care for him much anymore

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,494

@782,488 (B)

Oh oh

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,496

@previous (E)
Exactly

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,675

@previous (B)

No I was being deeply sarcastic

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,678

@previous (E)
I wasn't

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #783,026

@previous (Syntax)

That's a shame

キャサリン? !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #783,327

@782,488 (B)
Only Romans 1:26 mentions women committing natural sex acts with other women so what was the purpose of posting that TL:DR?

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #783,334

@previous (キャサリン? !TGirlYJKXM)
> Only Romans 1:26 mentions women committing natural sex acts with other women

Just exactly where in all that mass of text do you see NATURAL SEX ACTS WOMEN WITH WOMEN?

> 24 Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another.

> so what was the purpose of posting that TL:DR?

Cause copypasta is much faster then me having to read each n every line of text to find out what was or was not relevant. Time management n such

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #783,336

@782,488 (B)
Thus spake (((Syntax))) the Jew.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #783,337

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Romans 1:26 is the Jesus bible shit.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #783,352

God's a big fag if he didn't think it was hot

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #783,353

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

> God's a big fag if he didn't think it was hot

What god has in his head, you have on your tongue.

(Edited 51 seconds later.)

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #783,354

from youir lips to god's ears

Orbinson replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #783,356

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

> from youir lips to god's ears

God is dead. Man lives.
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