Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#782,415
In, like, 1890, someone built the coolest roller coaster ever in America, and the Mayor and Town Council took the first ride. When the cars pulled in after the inaugural ride, they were all strangely silent. Because they ALL HAD BROKEN NECKS.