Topic: Anyone here who has a bad case of unrequited love? Let me help you get over her.
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,050
You think she's perfect, right? No other girl in the world quite like her? You can't understand why she chooses to be with that pig of a man. It kills you to imagine her holding his hand. Kissing him. Smiling at him. Making love to him.
But just imagine this...
That same girl who you think is perfect - at least once a day - takes down her panties and sits on the toilet. Her face flushes and her body shakes a little as she pushes out a long turd. The stench of it fills the bathroom. And no matter how much she wipes, the faint aroma will linger around her asshole for at least an hour or two. It is even likely that when she swings her leg over her man's face and settles down to a 69, the smell of her will be in his nostrils.
She's not so hot now is she? Not so perfect now?
Think about this the next time you're going crazy imagining them enjoying each other sexually.
But just imagine this...
That same girl who you think is perfect - at least once a day - takes down her panties and sits on the toilet. Her face flushes and her body shakes a little as she pushes out a long turd. The stench of it fills the bathroom. And no matter how much she wipes, the faint aroma will linger around her asshole for at least an hour or two. It is even likely that when she swings her leg over her man's face and settles down to a 69, the smell of her will be in his nostrils.
She's not so hot now is she? Not so perfect now?
Think about this the next time you're going crazy imagining them enjoying each other sexually.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #781,940
pussymaster !ZWkCcRYSko joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,950
You gotta enjoy the stink if you want to please your girl. A real man whiffs the booty like a fine merlot.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,955
pussymaster !DMk4c3ty22 replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,962
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,964
Anonymous E double-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,965
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,975
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,011
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,015
perfect no but i think they are a good person and that we could have worked out very well together
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,021
@781,964 (E)
You tongue your mom's ass, don't you? Is that why you've been out of town Bert? Mommy need you to tongue off that stuck dingleberry on her butt hair?
You tongue your mom's ass, don't you? Is that why you've been out of town Bert? Mommy need you to tongue off that stuck dingleberry on her butt hair?
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 55 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,039
Anonymous F double-posted this 9 years ago, 28 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,041
@782,015 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> perfect no but i think they are a good person and that we could have worked out very well together
oh yeah you got broken up with sorry about that
> perfect no but i think they are a good person and that we could have worked out very well together
oh yeah you got broken up with sorry about that
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,093
@previous (F)
oh i'm referring to my last last ex, like two years ago
last ex we really weren't working out lmao
oh i'm referring to my last last ex, like two years ago
last ex we really weren't working out lmao
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