Topic: Post in this thread if you've had sex with a(your) hand.
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #62,022
Expecting a lot of posts. Tha ks.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 seconds later[^] [v] #781,795
not posting
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #781,796
definitely not me.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #781,798
I had sex with a Vietnamese chick's hand.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #781,809
I've had sex with your mom's hand.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #781,816
@781,798 (D)
@previous (E)
I specifically stated "your" hand. That means no one else's hand counts. Geez. Did you graduate kindergarten with those comprehensive skills?
@previous (E)
I specifically stated "your" hand. That means no one else's hand counts. Geez. Did you graduate kindergarten with those comprehensive skills?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #781,820
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #781,823
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
But is my mother's hand your hand? ...No? Didn't think so, so shut your trap.
But is my mother's hand your hand? ...No? Didn't think so, so shut your trap.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #781,824
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,850
My hand had sex with your mom..... Is that better?
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,855
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,856
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,859
@781,824 (Sheila LaBoof)
@781,850 (E)
@781,855 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
KYS. Tha ks.
@781,850 (E)
@781,855 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
KYS. Tha ks.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,860
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,867
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,937
@781,859 (A)
Why has this upset you so much? You made a topic asking if anyone has had sex with a hand. People have come forward to say that yes, your mother's. It's no good getting snippy with people on here, go take it up with your mom.
Why has this upset you so much? You made a topic asking if anyone has had sex with a hand. People have come forward to say that yes, your mother's. It's no good getting snippy with people on here, go take it up with your mom.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,959
@781,867 (E)
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Why are you still alive is the real question. KYS again IRL.
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Why are you still alive is the real question. KYS again IRL.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,961
once I had sex and there were six hands involved...mine...and also
the hands if two lovely twenty something ladies..
it was truly a magical experience..
the hands if two lovely twenty something ladies..
it was truly a magical experience..
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #781,969
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,002
@781,959 (A)
> Why are you still alive
Because the feeling of your mom's hand stroking my dingus to climax is too good to forsake
> Why are you still alive
Because the feeling of your mom's hand stroking my dingus to climax is too good to forsake
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,007
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,009
@previous (A)
> Is dingus slang for toothpick? Assuming it is, good for you!
No, it's slang for cock. Your mother was stroking my cock. Happy to have cleared that up for you.
> Is dingus slang for toothpick? Assuming it is, good for you!
No, it's slang for cock. Your mother was stroking my cock. Happy to have cleared that up for you.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 41 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,026
@previous (F)
Is cock slang for rooster? Assuming it is, that's nice to know she petted your sexually abused rooster. Tha ks.
Is cock slang for rooster? Assuming it is, that's nice to know she petted your sexually abused rooster. Tha ks.
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,031
@previous (A)
No, cock means penis. Your mother was stroking my penis. Happy to have cleared that up for you.
No, cock means penis. Your mother was stroking my penis. Happy to have cleared that up for you.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,032
i have had sex with SO MANY HANDS
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,033
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,035
@782,031 (F)
> I specifically stated "your" hand. That means no one else's hand counts. Geez. Did you graduate kindergarten with those comprehensive skills?
> I specifically stated "your" hand. That means no one else's hand counts. Geez. Did you graduate kindergarten with those comprehensive skills?
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,036
@previous (A)
'Comprehension' skills, retard. Not 'comprehensive' skills. Is your illiteracy the result of your mother spending all her nights stroking my cock instead of teaching you how to read and write?
'Comprehension' skills, retard. Not 'comprehensive' skills. Is your illiteracy the result of your mother spending all her nights stroking my cock instead of teaching you how to read and write?
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #782,040
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,045
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,046
@previous (A)
Why are you being so snippy with people just because they answered your question?
Why are you being so snippy with people just because they answered your question?
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Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,047
@782,045 (A)
Why should I touch myself all day, when I touch your mom all day?
Are you hoping for someone to say they do, so you can fap to the thoughts later?
Why should I touch myself all day, when I touch your mom all day?
Are you hoping for someone to say they do, so you can fap to the thoughts later?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,050
@previous (E)
> Are you hoping for someone to say they do, so you can fap to the thoughts later?
Yes, I am an avid masturbater. I am not afraid to admit it, as you and many others clearly are.
> Are you hoping for someone to say they do, so you can fap to the thoughts later?
Yes, I am an avid masturbater. I am not afraid to admit it, as you and many others clearly are.
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,100
@previous (A)
Well, you're an avid masturbator because you can't get laid.
As you can see, many others clearly, do your mom.
Well, you're an avid masturbator because you can't get laid.
As you can see, many others clearly, do your mom.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,101
@previous (E)
And you only receive handjobs from old, dead women because you can't get laid. Who's the biggest loser? *Giggle* You are! Than ks.
And you only receive handjobs from old, dead women because you can't get laid. Who's the biggest loser? *Giggle* You are! Than ks.
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,111
@previous (A)
You giggle because you masturbate. You masturbate because you can't get laid.
Whos the loser?
You giggle because you masturbate. You masturbate because you can't get laid.
Whos the loser?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,117
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,118
@782,101 (A)
> And you only receive handjobs from old, dead women
Your mother is an old, dead woman?
> And you only receive handjobs from old, dead women
Your mother is an old, dead woman?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,133
@previous (F)
> > And you only receive handjobs from old, dead women
>
> Your mother is an old, dead woman?
Oh, I assumed you knew since you receive handjobs from her.
> > And you only receive handjobs from old, dead women
>
> Your mother is an old, dead woman?
Oh, I assumed you knew since you receive handjobs from her.
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Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,135
@previous (A)
I do and she's not dead. That's why you surprised me when you said she was. Do you mean she's dead to you, emotionally, because of all the strangers whose cocks she jerks off? Is that what you meant by describing your mother as being dead?
I do and she's not dead. That's why you surprised me when you said she was. Do you mean she's dead to you, emotionally, because of all the strangers whose cocks she jerks off? Is that what you meant by describing your mother as being dead?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,138
@previous (F)
Sorry, bud. You've been going to the cememtery and forcing a dead body to jerk you. Please seek help. Tha ks.
Sorry, bud. You've been going to the cememtery and forcing a dead body to jerk you. Please seek help. Tha ks.
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,144
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,147
@782,138 (A)
Your mom ubers to my house when I call her over to jerk me off. She doesnt work from a graveyard.
Your mom ubers to my house when I call her over to jerk me off. She doesnt work from a graveyard.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #782,152
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
So you pay someone to Uber dead bodies to your house. You're more screwed than everyone already thought you to be. Also, see the last 4 words of @782,138 (A). Tha ks.
So you pay someone to Uber dead bodies to your house. You're more screwed than everyone already thought you to be. Also, see the last 4 words of @782,138 (A). Tha ks.