Topic: A selection of threads from the front page of Tinychan

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,905

Hey Bert

Yo Bert

Bert, is it true that in Knoxville, or all of Tennessee

Bert, how much would you say you spend on fast food?

Bert and Syntax

Bert's dumpster diving techniques

hey Bert, shouldnt you be

bert. Looks like they are ready to lock you up. Also appears they are well fed.

Bert, found you a last night fling before you head to jail.

Bert joke

hey Bert.....

Bert's lifestyle that he loves

how Bert dresses when heading out to suck dick for spare change

Bert, an idea.

Bert, this is the last time I will ask you this.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 51 minutes later[^] [v] #780,723

Compared to

Is the down key the most used key

Today, I ate a bell pepper and it wasn't too spicy

Kook

FAO Kook

kookers

Kook

hey kook

if I smear peanut butter on my eyes...

If I smear peanut butter on my arse...

Is it dangerous for my ass to eat a jar?

Peanut scat must stop

Has anyone here tried Kevyn Aucoin's Sensual Skin Enhancer? (Poll)

I said to the pharmacist "Have you got anything that clears up diarrhea?" she said "try these pills"

Kookie

FAP Kook

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #780,729

> being this obsessed with TC and bert

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #780,733

@previous (C)

> >being this obsessed with bert

Yup, you should try to rein it in, you've turned TC into an even bigger joke than it already was

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,763

@previous (A)
Then maybe you should should stop posting bert topics.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,767

@previous (D)

> Then maybe you should should stop posting bert topics.

Nice projection post, Anon C

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,772

@780,733 (A)

> > >being this obsessed with bert
>
> Yup, you should try to rein it in, you've turned TC into an even bigger joke than it already was

> Being this obsessed with who posts, or doesn't post, at TC.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,773

@previous (C)
Keep it to one UID, Anon D

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 59 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,774

You could've just linked Tinychan, ya moræ.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,775

@OP
The Bert saga is actually quite hilarious.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,776

@780,773 (A)
Why are you so butthurt? Are they hurting your lover Bert's feelings?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,777

@780,775 (F)

> The Bert saga is actually quite hilarious.

I agree, insofar as it's hilarious how they actually think the 'bert' persona (hint - it's actually me) is a real guy, destitute, depraved and lusting after his parole officer while on the brink of going to jail.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 13 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,778

@780,775 (F)
It is. I get quite a good laugh out of reading all of it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,779

@previous (C)

> It is. I get quite a good laugh out of reading all of it.

You're welcome then.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,780

@previous (A)
Are you really the Bert character? Lmao

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,781

@previous (C)

Bert is real, but there's no proof that the bert we have now is the same bert I've known about for years before he came to Tinychan

Then again OP offers no proof either, we're supposed to believe him

I think on balance of probabilities, if OP is a pseudo-bert then he took it up quite recently, but is more likely to be lying than telling the truth

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,783

@previous (G)
That's true. We got multiple people impersonating syntax, why not Bert, right?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,787

@780,781 (G)

> Bert is real, but there's no proof that the bert we have now is the same bert I've known about for years before he came to Tinychan
>
> Then again OP offers no proof either, we're supposed to believe him
>
> I think on balance of probabilities, if OP is a pseudo-bert then he took it up quite recently, but is more likely to be lying than telling the truth

Fucking hell dude, why are you over-thinking this shit so much? I set up 'bert' for the same reason I set up my other 3 or 4 personas on here and on TC - to get a reaction from credulous imbeciles. I never counted on 'TheAsshole' sacrificing his life to it.

It's made up, bud. It isn't real.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,788

@previous (A)
It is not you...Junior..

there is a simple way to show you are talking right out of your ass..

Just let me know when you are enjoying ready..

Anonymous H double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,789

@780,781 (G)
Ask me a question the 'Bert you have known about for years' would know..

Anonymous H triple-posted this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,790

@780,781 (G)
like...Which room the lesbos hung out in at B's...The Altar..

or the name of the main man at the room Bert hung out in at B's...Repcri..

Or what the Ghost' wife used for lube...motor oil..

Or who shit in a preist's hat...Stroker..

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,791

@previous (H)

Interesting...

Tell me about MB specifically how he liked to look

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,822

@780,787 (A)
How come your ip does not resolve to Tennessee?

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,825

@780,791 (G)
I never paid much attention to that fag..

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,831

@780,822 (B)
Because he's lying, same as always.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,832

@previous (D)
Of course he is lying OP that is

Now as a matter of fact I am the only person who has berts real full name and other details. Needed that in order to send him money

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,884

@780,825 (H)

Bullshit, you're a liar.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,902

Tg2pedo is completely insane, smeared with shit, running naked down the street insane.

He probably made one thread pretending to be Bert, got one reply telling him to fuck off, and now in his fragile mind he "is" Bert and has fooled everyone

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,906

weird this turned into a TC thread

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,913

@previous (J)
Compared to

What is the most painless way to commit suicide for under 20 bucks?

A Girl's Guide to Sex with Dogs

Are you satisfied with the appearance of your butthole?

beans beans

If I say shit and you say it should be shat

Bert...

Attn kook

hey kookerdoodle..

Peaktusan Revolutionary Army demonstrates feats of artillery formation impregnability under guidance

Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,916

@previous (B)

> Compared to
>
> What is the most painless way to commit suicide for under 20 bucks?
>
> A Girl's Guide to Sex with Dogs
>
> Are you satisfied with the appearance of your butthole?
>
> beans beans
>
> If I say shit and you say it should be shat
>
> Bert...
>
> Attn kook
>
> hey kookerdoodle..
>
> Peaktusan Revolutionary Army demonstrates feats of artillery formation impregnability under guidance

those are quality shitposts

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,917

@previous (J)
> A Girl's Guide to Sex with Dogs
> Are you satisfied with the appearance of your butthole?

You're probably fapping to both.

Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,933

@previous (K)
i haven't clicked the butthole thread yet

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