Topic: Fake Anon's Jewish Jury Jaunt

brie !kGoudaMCFA started this discussion 9 years ago #61,885

Will he vote guilty or not guilty?

Will he mess up and be removed from the jury?

How much will he complain?

Find out all this and more!

brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 57 seconds later[^] [v] #780,507

Update: Something he isn't complaining about; he gets until 2 to eat lunch.

brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 55 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #780,511

Update: fake anon's food is coming late and he is complaining he wont have time to eat

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #780,513

@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

Tell him to call for a mistrial

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #780,514

@780,511 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
Hmmm! Keep us updated... I want to see how this guy handles the situation!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #780,516

Back but still haven't even been called in for questioning

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 58 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,527

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So do you think they did it?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,529

If the defendant is white goyim he'll call guilty.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,541

@780,527 (C)
I wasn't even picked for a jury yet so no. I am still just in the pool.
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Mad.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,542

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Do you go back tomorrow

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,543

@previous (F)
Yeah I'm back for at least one more day. I don't know how many potential jury pools I'm going to get called for so idk, could be back again on Friday too. Hopefully I am so I dont have to pretend to do my job at work.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,550

@780,541 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Woah, you have to go in a pool to get picked? Did you bring your own swimming trunks or does the court give you some?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,551

@previous (C)
Yes! No ugly people allowed.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,564

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Can you tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them, like becky can?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,567

@previous (G)
I only got to meet the lawyers for each party, sadly. When I do see them I will be sure to make snap judgments and decide the case solely on that.

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,570

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thanks

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,571

@780,567 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh, did you see Becky while you were at the court? She works there too.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,576

@780,567 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What percent of the lawyers were Jewish?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,649

@previous (Meta)
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