Topic: Is it dangerous to eat a whole jar of peanut butter?
Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #61,862
What would happen if you ate a whole jar in one go?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #780,369

try it
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #780,372
You would poop in-shell peanuts and trust me honey, it ain't fun.
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K !!96iJ6Epr+ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #780,374
Yes, especially if you're allergic.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,380

Sure Green go for it
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,397
That's a metric fuckton of calories, but it shouldn't hurt you if don't have nut allergies.
BONUS ROUND: Eat a whole jar of jelly and a loaf of bread!
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,426
@OP
> What would happen if you ate a whole jar in one go?
Sooner or later even you would end up having to wipe your shitty arse
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,434
@previous (G)
Calm down, TG. Don't get upset.
TG replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,437
@previous (H)
Calm down, Colin. Don't get upset.
キャサリン? !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #780,441

It apparently tastes like Peanut Butter according to a tweet on the commercial.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,539
@previous (キャサリン? !TGirlYJKXM)
> It apparently tastes like Peanut Butter according to a tweet on the commercial.
god dammit Catherine
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,540
@780,397 (F)
Is a fuckton more than a shitton?
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,581
@previous (K)
It's a
metric fuckton, so it's equivalent to 100,000 assloads or 100 shittons.
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