Topic: A SEAL team, an Army platoon, and a full Battalion of cops are sent into a forest to catch a rabbit.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,182
The SEAL team goes in. They're in there for twenty-three minutes, there's a single gunshot, and they come out with a rabbit.The Army platoon then charges in. They're in the forest for four hours and there's hollering, unending gunfire, massive mortar explosions, screams of bloody murder, and then silence. They emerge, battle worn and weary, but with a rabbit.
Then the police force enters the forest. They're in there for four days. Eventually, they come out with a squirrel.
No, no, guys, you have to go catch a rabbit.
So they go back in. Two hours later, they emerge with that same squirrel but now it's all beat to hell; black eye, bloody nose, broken arm, it's trembling and waving frantically. "Okay! Okay!" screams the squirrel, "I'm a rabbit! I'm a fuckin' rabbit!"
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #107,272
I lol'd.Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,378
Dem niggers.