Topic: What would you do...for a Klondike™ bar?
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,798
What would you do...for a Klondike™ bar? Would you hire a group of ragtag, former French Foreign Legion mercenaries who are suicidal and on the run from the law for murder and literally have nothing to lose, then steal a US Army Huey P-38 helicopter by mowing down the guards with 1940s Chicago-style gangster machine guns, and use the helicopter to transport the mercenaries to a small, innocent Midwestern American town in Ohio, the residents of which they inject with a US military experimental neurotoxin that turns them into bloodthirsty, murderous zombies, then watch and giggle in gleeful delight as the townspeople turn on one another and literally eat one another limb-by-limb while they are still alive, then reveal to the mercenaries that you also injected their dinner with the neurotoxin, and, wearing a top hat, a coat with tails, and a carrying a cane, sing and dance to, "Hello My Baby, Hello My Darling" as they tear one another apart...for a Klondike™ bar?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #779,755
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Meta !faggot joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,759
No I'd rather pay the $0.50
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,762
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,765
johnny, i'm hooooome
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,031
Bump please
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,044
I don't get how doing that helps get you a klondike bar.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,068
no i don't really like klondike bars
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #780,069
What is a Klondike bar? Does it come with gold nuggets?