Meta !faggot replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#779,747
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I just drank a fifth of tap water. I'm feeling it hard, now.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#779,750
@OP
Has your mom set you up with any nice Jewesses lately?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#779,752
@779,747 (Meta !faggot)
Try not to get drunk. @previous (G)
No but she offered to pay for my jdate subscription. I was like "stay the fuck out of myd ating life mom". Jewmoms are tough.
Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#779,754
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Did she reply "If you had one I would"
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#779,758
@previous (G)
no lol. i do need to date women though tbh
Meta !faggot replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#779,763
@779,752 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How does JDate get any members if you have to pay to use it?!?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#779,770
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,775
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
how many b holes have you licked
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,776
@previous (H)
zero but there is no upper bound. i just need me a cute woman.
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,779
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
would you lick the right woman's butthole endlessly
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,782
@previous (H)
If she wanted to. Like im not super excited about it, but i do want to make my partner happy and if she wants it, ill gladly do it. After taking the precautions ofc.
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,785
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
precautions? u gonna eat ass through Saran wrap or st?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,787
@previous (H)
No i eman like id make them enema that shti. Im not eating their poop stained butt.
Meta !faggot replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,791
@779,782 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I could see you insisting on using pine sol on her butthole before commencing licking.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,793
@previous (Meta !faggot)
Ive got that in my bathroom for a reason and it ain't just for cleaning floors if you know what i mean.
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,794
> I could see you insisting on using pine sol on her butthole before commencing licking.
'mark it will burn'
'c'mon baby just a lil bit of pine sol won't hurt'
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,819
@779,724 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So FAke anon sort of becomes Bert when he's drunk... But this is like a version of Bert if he had an education and sense of decency.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,821
@previous (I)
Jewish decency is not the same as regular decency. Thanks
fuckalms !a4fa8BKGtQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,927
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,929
I just had an idea. Russian Roulette. You take six shot glasses. Five of them have vodka, but one of them has isopropyl alcohol. Mixe the glasses up and take a shot.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,931
@previous (Meta)
good thing the cure for methanol poisoning is ethanol :)
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#779,934
@779,927 (fuckalms !a4fa8BKGtQ)
why have you turned tinychan to shit?