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Topic: I'm drunk. AMA agian

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 9 years ago #61,796

I dare you fuckers.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #779,718

Have you ever licked a girl's butthole?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 55 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,719

What are you drinking?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,720

@779,718 (B)
No but i absolutely would try it once.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,722

@779,719 (C)
Smirnoff vodka. six shots in an hoir

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,723

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Six shots in an hour?

Pussy

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,724

@previous (D)
Hey dumbass...I will fuck you up good if you dont respect me. THanks. Ill drink more later to meet your insane demands you troll..

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 24 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,725

@779,722 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nice twelve inch penis bb.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 21 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,726

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thanks but multiplying by six wont earn you any favors bb

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,729

@779,724 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

See @779,723 (D)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 49 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,730

you men all look the same

(Edited 58 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 second later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,731

@779,729 (D)
What do you want??? Whats a good number??

Meta !faggot joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,732

Do you also hope they'll be able to 3D-print livers before it's too late?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,734

@779,730 (E)
Is that lesbians?

Lesbains are hot. I think drinking from a urinal is a little bit weird though. if thats your thing then fair play to you.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 26 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,735

@779,732 (Meta !faggot)
No i only drink sparingly. My liver is fine.

Meta !faggot replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,737

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I was just asking for a friend ?

My liver is also fine ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,738

@previous (Meta !faggot)
Nice. Drink more faggot.

Meta !faggot replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,747

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I just drank a fifth of tap water. I'm feeling it hard, now.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,750

@OP
Has your mom set you up with any nice Jewesses lately?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,752

@779,747 (Meta !faggot)
Try not to get drunk.
@previous (G)
No but she offered to pay for my jdate subscription. I was like "stay the fuck out of myd ating life mom". Jewmoms are tough.

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,754

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Did she reply "If you had one I would"

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,758

@previous (G)
no lol. i do need to date women though tbh

Meta !faggot replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,763

@779,752 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How does JDate get any members if you have to pay to use it?!?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,770

@779,752 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lmao

Anonymous H double-posted this 9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,771

@779,734 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Is that lesbians?
>
> Lesbains are hot. I think drinking from a urinal is a little bit weird though. if thats your thing then fair play to you.

l m. a o

Anonymous H triple-posted this 9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,772

lick my ass hole

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,773

@779,763 (Meta !faggot)
Jweish mothers.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,774

@779,770 (H)
@779,771 (H)
@779,772 (H)
I would if you were a hot woman but you're not sorry.

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,775

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
how many b holes have you licked

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,776

@previous (H)
zero but there is no upper bound. i just need me a cute woman.

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,779

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
would you lick the right woman's butthole endlessly

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,782

@previous (H)
If she wanted to. Like im not super excited about it, but i do want to make my partner happy and if she wants it, ill gladly do it. After taking the precautions ofc.

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,785

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
precautions? u gonna eat ass through Saran wrap or st?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,787

@previous (H)
No i eman like id make them enema that shti. Im not eating their poop stained butt.

Meta !faggot replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,791

@779,782 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I could see you insisting on using pine sol on her butthole before commencing licking.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,793

@previous (Meta !faggot)
Ive got that in my bathroom for a reason and it ain't just for cleaning floors if you know what i mean.

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,794

@779,791 (Meta !faggot)

> I could see you insisting on using pine sol on her butthole before commencing licking.

'mark it will burn'
'c'mon baby just a lil bit of pine sol won't hurt'

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,819

@779,724 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So FAke anon sort of becomes Bert when he's drunk... But this is like a version of Bert if he had an education and sense of decency.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,821

@previous (I)
Jewish decency is not the same as regular decency. Thanks

fuckalms !a4fa8BKGtQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,927

@779,722 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@779,722 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Smirnoff vodka. six shots in an hoir

Lightweight..

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,929

I just had an idea. Russian Roulette. You take six shot glasses. Five of them have vodka, but one of them has isopropyl alcohol. Mixe the glasses up and take a shot.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,931

@previous (Meta)
good thing the cure for methanol poisoning is ethanol :)

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,934

@779,927 (fuckalms !a4fa8BKGtQ)
why have you turned tinychan to shit?
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