Topic: ITT: Job hunting tips for Meta
Matt started this discussion 9 years ago #61,754
Conceal your crimes against children.
Syntax (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 57 seconds later[^] [v] #779,314
Lie about your age.
Fake anon (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,315
Wear a yarmulke.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,317
If it's a fast food restaurant, become a dishwasher. Dishwashers get all the dirty leftovers.
Rooster (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,318
Woof woof. Woof.
Clyde replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #779,319
I'm pretty sure the dude gets disability for being immobile, due to his morbid obesity.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,337
ITT: madposts
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,345
get a professional to look over your CV and cover letters, this is often free at unemployment services :)
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #779,347
@779,319 (Clyde)
Clyde I can fucking bodyslam you and your fag turtle.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,388
@previous (Meta)
Upgrade to curbstomping..
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,389
@previous (F)
Upgrade to county jail.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,402
-walk into a business and say, "you fuckers looking for a guy to do some shit?"
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,414
@779,347 (Meta)
Nice madpost, fat boy. We all know you immobile and can't even run over an ant with your McMobilityScooter™.
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,418
@779,318 (Rooster)
> Woof woof. Woof.
Should I do meth until I stay up for days in a row and start hearing radio transmissions about people talking about me in my head?
Rooster (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #779,495
@previous (Meta)
Woof. Woof. Woof woof.
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