Topic: Reliable birth control

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,680

I heard that after my lover ejaculates his manseed into my honey box, that if I stand up beside the bed with my thighs a apart and vigorously jump up and down for ten minutes the lovejuice will all exit my body and I won't get preggers.

Do you think it will work?

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #778,568

Na, you need you use an industrial strength vacuum cleaner

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,569

@previous (B)
Any particular brand?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,570

@previous (C)
Hoover™

cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,573

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Yes, I use the Hoover® WindTunnel® for my LoveTunnel™.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,574

op
Fill your box up with petro. Light a match and toast marshmallows.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,616

@778,573 (cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo)
Sometimes it's hard to tell the fake becky posts from the real ones.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,621

@778,573 (cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo)
Also in your Choco tunnel?

Minichan