I think they make her into a comic book hero. Her super power is the ability to neutralize spicy foods with the ranch dressing and mayonnaise packets she keeps in her purse.
By day shes a mild mannered attorney but when she sees a kid or a lady in McDonalds screaming in agony over the capsaicin chemical warfare (which the French-Spanish judaeomasonic conspiracy uses to undermine white people) that is the chipotle southwest dressing, she quickly puts on her cape and administers first aid with soothing cool ranch.