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Topic: They should make Becky into a superhero

Meta started this discussion 9 years ago #61,662

I think they make her into a comic book hero. Her super power is the ability to neutralize spicy foods with the ranch dressing and mayonnaise packets she keeps in her purse.

By day shes a mild mannered attorney but when she sees a kid or a lady in McDonalds screaming in agony over the capsaicin chemical warfare (which the French-Spanish judaeomasonic conspiracy uses to undermine white people) that is the chipotle southwest dressing, she quickly puts on her cape and administers first aid with soothing cool ranch.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #778,399

Becky keeping mayo and ranch packets in her purse would not surprise me at all

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,403

@previous (B)
What would surprise you?

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,405

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If her superhero outfit was a pair of men's underpants worn over the top of her pants suit
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