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Topic: Who would win in a no-rules, no-protection fist fight between Matt and Syntax?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,661

Syntax: wiry, lithe, nimble on his feet. Disadvantages: no spring chicken.

Matt: podgy, hot-tempered, has comparative youth on his side. Disadvantages: slow reactions due to alcohol.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Matt 9 53%
Syntax 8 47%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #778,383

Not sure. Would pay to see that

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,384

Hi Matt!

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,387

Syntax punches Matt in the abdomen, rupturing the distended portal vein in his cirrhotic liver, causing Matt to bleed to death internally within minutes.

Syntax wins. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,407

Syntax would hide behind a dumpster, and then lie about how he was out jitterbug swing dancing all night and so he couldn't make it to the fight

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,436

@OP
Syntax, because Matt is dumb enough to bring a knife to a gunfight.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,438

I have a feeling that both of them have glass Jaws

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,452

Matt throws a single punch to syntax's head. Syntax goes down and calls surrender

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,455

Quite a sudden flurry of votes for Matt there. Good morning Matt!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,456

I used to dabble in boxing promotion. If I offer up a purse of 5,000 dollars for this fight, do you both agree to it? Venue will be decided later, it will be between California, Louisiana, China or Zaire.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,472

@previous (A)
I would not fight syntax because I like him and would not want bad feelings between us..

I will fight Matt in a bare knuckle cage match where in order for their to be a Victor one participant must say I give up or be unable to stand before a ten count is finished..

I will receive a Wendy's super sized combo and a new bike from Walmart when I am declared the victor..

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,480

You forget that Syntax is ex-KGB, he'd obviously win. Matt would die shortly after the umbrella came out.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,524

@778,472 (I)
You would get yourself injured for a shitty Chinese bicycle and a fast food meal?

Anonymous B double-posted this 9 years ago, 37 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,525

Also I think one of them would bring some sort of weapon.
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