Topic: Happy Easter everybody!!!
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,659
God bless you all, and may you all find salvation in Him though Jesus.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Christ is risen! | 11 | 73% | |
| Religion is nonsense, and I am edgy as fuck | 4 | 27% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #778,353
Satanic Ass FuckAnonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,359
*StarItis* replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #778,382
Jesus is the deity of the Stars.Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,402
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,406
Easter is international chocolate and rabbits day, not jesuses day
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,409
Jesus came out of an egg
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,410
Water is wine.
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Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,411
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,418
@778,409 (Sheila LaBoof)
Happy Jesus Hatchling day! Yay!
Everybody: What's with all the rabbits and eggs and shit?
Christianity: *looks back at the rabbits and the eggs and shit* That's not ours. Some fertility celebration... That was in the car when we stole it. It's about Jesus now though.
Happy Jesus Hatchling day! Yay!
Everybody: What's with all the rabbits and eggs and shit?
Christianity: *looks back at the rabbits and the eggs and shit* That's not ours. Some fertility celebration... That was in the car when we stole it. It's about Jesus now though.
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Kafir !!96iJ6Epr+ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,419
Hail Ostara.
Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,420
Yay! Pretend imaginary friend rose from the dead on a Sunday after a Jewish holiday after a new moon after a vernal equinox after what the fuck is going on with dating Easter? Seriously? I have to reconcile a Jewish lunar calendar with a solar calendar that makes sense to place it on a Sunday that doesn't even make sense because of how the solar calendar is antiquated in regard in to the procession of the equinoxes? Our "Lord" rose on when? Exactly? This seems like bullshit mythology I don't give a shit about...
Anonymous G double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,421
Oh wait... No I've figured it out. It's a gigantic pile of stupid.
tl;dr: edgy as fuck. Deal with it.
tl;dr: edgy as fuck. Deal with it.
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