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Topic: Typical tinder

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,652

First picture is of a slim attractive girl next to an obese unattractive girl. Unsure to swipe left of right go on to look at the other pictures. It's the obese unattractive girl. Every time.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #778,219

> obese unattractive girl
More options on places to jam your dick in. She is more likely to pay for your dinner than the slim attractive girl.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,229

@previous (B)

> >obese unattractive girl
> More options on places to jam your dick in. She is more likely to pay for your dinner than the slim attractive girl.

I would rather pay for dinner and have less choises of hole

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,441

> choises
You might get more attractive women if you mention how much your flat is worth ??????????

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,443

@previous (C)
What started this meme about the value of Svet's flat?

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,444

@previous (D)
Svet bragging about how much his one bedroom flat is worth (latest is £294k).

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 52 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,447

@previous (C)
2 bedroom

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,448

I also had an amazing tinder date last night. Cute ozzy girl, in going to see her on Wednesday and stay the night.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 36 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,449

@778,447 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Yes but the other bedroom is full of cocaine and videogames. It's a de-facto one bedroom flat.

Anonymous C double-posted this 9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,450

@778,448 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Are you gonna go down under on her down under? ?

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,453

@778,449 (C)
Shit, if anything, a room full of coke and video games would improve the value of his flat. And Svet doesn't own any casual games either, only Dark Souls, which would increase the value even further.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,457

@previous (D)
Dark Souls is a master piece

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,488

@778,448 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> I also had an amazing tinder date last night. Cute ozzy girl, in going to see her on Wednesday and stay the night.

Ozzy????????? lol

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,510

@778,448 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Did she show you the tinder profiles of Monday and Tuesday night guys?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,582

Yes, but the obese girl knows the slim attractive girl. Establish a just friends relationship and the slim one will show up.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,586

@778,229 (A)
*choices

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,610

@778,582 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
That sounds like a ridiculously long and awkward way to meet a girl with such a slim chance of sucsess.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,612

If you have to use dating sites like Tinder in the first place, you're likely not so hot yourself and likely have a shitty personality.

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,674

@778,610 (I)
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,675

"Hi I don't really like you very much but that girl you're with seems pretty hot. Do you have her number?"

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,684

@778,612 (J)
Apparently it's harder to get laid online as a guy than it is to get laid in real life because competition is so fierce. Like your odds of going to a bar and bring the hot guy that night are better than being the guy chosen over the countless others messaging the same female.
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